Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Regrets & Reflections of 2004

I was reading a weekly column from Dan Savage when he devoted the entire piece to regrets he had for 2004. Thinking about it, I had to write some of my own.
  • I regret not revealing my emotions sooner than I have been doing
  • I regret not shopping smarter for consumer electronics
  • I regret not taking more personal time for myself
  • I regret not going to the beach more times than I did this year
  • I regret not waiting a few more months for Cingular to come to town
  • I regret not keeping the Cavalier and buying a motorcycle
  • I regret hitting that retaining wall after paying an insurance bill
  • I regret spending my Income Tax return way too fast on so few things
  • I regret getting mad when I shouldn't
  • I regret not buying better things for myself to enjoy
  • I regret trying to fix things that weren't broken
After I did this list, I had to do a list of things I am happy about.

  • IM happy I finally got some emotions off my chest
  • IM happy I was so involved in my friends lives
  • IM happy about everything I admitted to friends
  • IM happy I have a job I love
  • IM happy my mom has a job she loves and is appreciated
  • IM happy I own the car of my dreams
  • IM happy my friends see me as a positive influence on their lives
The happy list is short, but the way I see it, the regrets are something to learn from.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

I hate post snow festivities

Ok, so I am a freak for driving home with the top down yesterday afternoon. I couldn't help it. Everything was good, but one mile on the freeway told me otherwise. I wasn't cold, that wasn't the problem. The problem was the sand/salt mix they dumped on the road to keep the roads free from icing over. IM all for ice-free roadways. I just hate that its on the road and kicked up while IM driving. Yes, yes, I know I should have had the top up and drove home, but what about guys on motorcycles? They had to suffer getting tiny pebbles pound them on their way home.

Maybe IM just complaining to hear myself complain.

I've been playing with Linux lately. IM trying to get this one program to run but its being stubborn. Maybe I will get some help in a few minutes.

Ciao.

Monday, December 27, 2004

Coming closer to the New Years...

So, are you stuck thinking about your impending doom -- er, I mean New Years resolutions? IM not. I gave up on those a year ago. Once I started treating myself better, I have been living better. Resolutions are nothing more than predicted failures, and that's something IM not wanting to publish.

So far, everything I have set my mind to doing, I have done. I have bought cars I have always wanted, computers I wanted, done things I've always wanted, so I never have New Year resolutions for me to keep. If I want it bad enough, it will come to me. IM not saying its gonna happen overnight, but with time, good things come to those who wait.

Vacation? Soon...

So I get the shock of my life when I get a phone call from Ralph the other day. Yeah, first off, him calling is a shock in itself, but the recent phone call came with him asking if I wanted to go on vacation to Corpus Christi! I was floored. I had told him about how nice the city is, what the waters look like and he is interested in going. So, I am gonna settle on the times with him, and set up vacation time here, then I will get things ready and it will be another road trip out to one of my favorite cities!

His motive for the vacation would be to get a job out there. Mine is just to go to the beach. Its addicting, the beach. Growing up in a desert environment makes you yearn for rain or wetter settings. Seeing the beach for the first time in 2003 was something. It changed me, and I love seeing, hearing and smelling the beach.

Let the fun ensue!

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Friday, December 24, 2004

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

*as seen Chirstmas 2003

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house,
my dog Xena was prowling, protecting the house
The stockings had runs, thanks to Nikki's fun without care
and I ran thru the house, nude, naked, bare

until at the door, the garage one, it did open
I grabbed for my boxers, right side in I was hope'n
I threw on a shirt and some shorts I thought matched
I put on two shoes, one brown and one black

I went to the door and unlocked the latch
I threw open the storm door and checked my shirt tag
And what did I see in my garage space?
Some fat man with unusual speed, dexterity & grace

His face was round, wind-blown and red
his clothes were the same, covered in bugs, all dead
His boots were worn down and missing their soles
His pants were no better, the crotch had a hole

He made his way in, heading straight for the tree
He met first the coffee table, with his left knee
He cursed and cussed and made such a tinkle
I thought to myself "This is Kris Kringle?"

He grabbed for the gift in his graying sack
not caring too much he tossed it to the back
it landed with a thud next to the one wrapped in black,
the one with holes that hissed, Grandma wrapped up her cat...

With a scratch of his ass and a gulp of warm milk
he perused through the kitchen to see what he could bilk
Grabbing the pudding some 3 weeks old
and the plate of brisket already covered in mold

He went back to his sleigh, and hooked to the right
the reindeer must be blind, or senile at night
they hit the street light, taking it out
along with Dasher, Dancer and Donner's left snout

They recovered altitude almost hitting my car
but hit the neighbor's tree, they didn't get far
As they fell to the street, Santa's words I heard him say:
"Goddamn you flying assholes, you ruined my sleigh!"

Merry Christmas Voyeurs!

Snow? YUP!

So yesterday was an interesting day. They forecasted snow for a week, and wouldn't you know it, it actually snowed!


Paisano & Santa Fe streets

I took the picture (seen above) while driving home from work. The freeway literally FROZE in west El Paso, causing all sorts of havoc for people trying to go home. It was a beautiful thing.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

The Mall -- revisited

Good morning all, I am writing this post while using Linux. I've also been handed another OS by the main tech engineer from the radio station to play with when I get home. Its pretty damn cool.

Well, I braved the malls again yesterday. Don't ask me why, but I had been on a kick lately to find high-thread count bed sheets and comforters. Maybe I've been watching the Style channel, maybe its cause I want better bedding, I don't know. It was rather strange how yesterday worked out.

I got to the mall, and found a spot literally at the edge of the parkinglot. I wasn't going to attempt to look for anything closer to the mall, I figured it was a futile effort. I lock up, walk half the distance of the mall's length and spend 20 minutes comparing and color-matching fabrics that I wanted. I paid and left the mall. In total, 25 minutes. I got on the freeway and realized that was the fastest pre-holiday crunch purchase I had ever done at the mall.

Monday, December 20, 2004

WiFi Hotspots Part 1

In an ongoing (and fun) effort to see what places in El Paso offer the best in internet and ambience, I have started to devote some time looking for these places so I can rate them. I am going to go on a rating of 1 to 5, with 5 being the best place to go. So far, I can say I have been to two places so far. I have only been happy with one of them.

High on my list (and its been my favorite hangout long before wireless was offered) is Kristoph's coffee house located at 1500 E-1 Lee Trevino. The absolutely best coffee in town, either hot or chilled, they have snacks and games to play while you relax and intake coffee. Newspapers and now wireless internet keeps you connected and wired. Definitely worth the trip down to east El Paso.
  • Friendly staff who talk to you out of conversation's sake, not cause they are paid to...
  • Great prices on drinks & snacks
  • Array of entertainment to keep you staying longer (newspaper, internet, games, magazines)
  • Warm, welcoming atmosphere
In all, a perfect 5 on my scale.

I have also visited a new place today that I wasn't too thrilled with. It was my first encounter with the place, and I will always give it a second chance to improve. More information needs to be gathered on that place to satisfy a review, so I will hold off on commenting about it.

I was amazed

Yesterday I did the last leg of holiday shopping for Christmas, and I did brave the mall. Yes, I am fucking insane. The malls weren't too bad when I got there. I parked pretty far away from the mall, but it really didn't seem like a hell of a walk. People inside the malls were slower than usual, I guess they were too busy window shopping and looking to see what was on sale in each store.

Now the only thing to do is wrap them all. Fun will ensue.

Am I the only one?

I must be. I get chastized all the time to update my website on a daily basis, but as far as others who I have on my list, they seem not to take their own requests to heart. Im bored here at work, and at home. Updates would be nice. You know who you are...

Saturday, December 18, 2004

MOBILITY FUCKING ROCKS!

So here I sit at Kristophs coffee house, sipping on a FrostiCap Mocha, just typing away listening to Celtic bagpipe minstrels play a chantey slightly out of tune. With bagpipes how can one tell?

I've been playing with some Linux programs recently, using Knoppix and XandrOS and starting to realize I like Linux based operating systems. Its hard to control some "normal" features, but in all, its a stable platform to run basic programs. A normally slow computer like the one I gave my dad a few months ago is running Linux pretty smoothly, save for a glitch here and there when saving.

Well, I am off to cruise the inernet. I might do this on a daily basis!

Friday, December 17, 2004

Breakfast fiasco

I woke up with enough time today to actually make some breakfast. It was strange to be ready to go at 3:30, so I went to crackin' some eggs. My mom made me a pb&j sandwich to take with me to work incase I got hungry, but I guess at some point in her making it she put blackberry jelly on the countertop at the exact point I cracked the first egg open. I freaked out when I saw purple color on the egg and my hand and put two and two together and started to laugh.

Well, on my way to work today with Mike, he told me about the lacklustre party thrown yesterday for the company. This year was a departure from last year as there were no slide shows complimenting Power 102. There seemed to be no cock-sucking corporate ladder climbers latching onto any manager with the iota to succeed making themselves to be human door mats, so things seemed to have gone good. All that means is it was an even more lame party than it was last year.

Well, yesterday was also my annual checkup and physical. I am happy to say that I will be around for a long, long time (something my enemies would hate to hear) and things are good.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

It never fails...

Whenever you own something that you know you will need, you never have it with you when the moment comes. Today, I was driving to PetsMart to pick up some dog food when the bumper stickers on the car in front of me just drove me to laugh! One sticker read "Rats have feelings too" speaking out on laboratory rats. The second sticker was a Greenpeace sticker talking about air quality. I was laughing to myself (in between coughing) because the car was horribly out of tune and not running right. It was just slightly too extreme for me to handle and I wanted to take a picture of it. I am gonna start taking the camera around every day. The laptop case has a pocket for that kinda stuff.

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LVI

I've got a couple of piercings here and there. I love them. I also have astigmatism. I hate it. What's that you say? Combine them both into something fucking awesome? SIGN ME UP!!!

Did you play with LEGO's as a kid? I did. I love them, and I have a LEGO set that predicted the Mustang. I will get into that later. LEGO's have always been touted as an educational toy, building and constructing, using ones imagination. I was floored at the school of higher learning these bricks are used at. However, I was equally impressed by this guy's inventive use of LEGO's to form weaponry. However, none of them could hold a candle to the artistry demonstrated here. Fully detailed and some in working order. He is my hero.

How do you write off a dog as a business expense? Well, if you have surplus bandwidth, some digital cameras, a young Labrador retriever, and tons of the newest toys, your dog can be a product tester!

With the latest iPods on the market bearing the name and special design for U2, there has been talk of other bands doing the same. Are they that in demand?

You ever been so drunk off of wine you do some crazy shit? No? Well, this group of friends wanted to see what happens when you light a Roman Candle that's moored to one of their butt cheeks. Need I say more? Trust me, there are plenty of pictures -- funny pictures.

Late at night, when I used to do overnight shifts at the radio station, I used to roll around the entire office complex on our selection of rolling chairs and furniture. Apparently, there are Olympic events for my kind of sports. Time to practice! *website requires a high speed connection to see films*

Finally, its almost a holiday tradition to gather around the TV as a family and watch It's A Wonderful Life and reflect about eachother's place in the universe. What's that you say? You have little time to watch? Well, AngryAlien.com has just what you need. It's a Wonderful Life in :30 seconds with bunny actors!

Ah, the holidays...

Clear Channel Christmas

I was gonna write about my adventures trying to watch a DVD on the laptop, but I thought that would be too boring.

Tomorrow is the annual Clear Channel Christmas party at the El Paso Hilton. I am not going. I don't have someone to take to the shin-dig, so I will not be going solo. I also don't want to go because there had been some rather interesting developments of the past few years that culminated in drunken stupors and embarrassing situations.

One such moment occurred in 2000, it was the first time that all 6 radio stations were housed in the same building. We all gathered at the Hilton and the bar opened pretty early. Usually I remember the bar opened sometime after 8pm, but this time it opened around 6. Anyone see where this is going? Yep. Follow along.

One of the office managers hit the bar pretty hard early on. Being the resident hoochie-mama of the station, she dressed appropriately- ultra-tight fitting pleather textured mini-skirt and above the knee black boots. Along with some help from the always-ready-for-a-drink sales staff, she was flying high and not feeling anything by around 7:45. At that time, some hard feelings were felt by some members of the on air staff with each other, and 3 fights almost broke out.

It got interesting close to the end of the party. Most everyone was past the legal limit of intoxication, and the rest of the yahoo's were content bullshitting each other up and down. I remember I needed the restroom pretty bad. I had a couple of people who followed me down, and found that several people were saying prayers to porcelain gods. Evelyn and Yolie reported to me that there were several females in the restroom talking loud & drunken at everyone.

We left the party shortly afterwards. I remember Yolie did drink a few drinks that night, and I remember she wasn't stumbling drunk. Yes, by me saying that I was contributing to the delinquency of a minor, but she was well taken care of and was in the holiday mood. We all said our goodbyes to everyone and left the main room, only to pass by several people in the hallway. The resident hoochie-mama was on all fours near a potted plant, and several people had surrounded her. My party and myself just kept on walking and found out later that she had threw up in that potted plant.

That wouldn't have been too bad, until you realized that the plant was one of those fake plants. Damn, I would have hated to be the one to clean off that plant. Needless to say, that's the party everyone seems to remember. I cannot imagine why...

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Mortality

Yesterday after I got off work, I met up with Joe after running into him on the freeway for some lunch. We went to Bassett Place (formerly Bassett Center) and had lunch at the food court (which, I don't know about anyone else, but I make a better chicken parmesan than Sibarro...) which I have to say was my first time. I was kinda starving and just wolfed down my food like there was no tomorrow. Afterwards, Joe and I go walk the mall a moment to let the food go down or what not.

I found a fucking hilarious book at Walden Books from none other than Jon Stewart. It was The Daily Show & Jon Stewart present America.. I just thumbed thru a few pages and couldn't stop laughing. I had to put the book down at one point before I made a fool out of myself- as usual.

Well, it was after we left the book store, Joe was talking to me. I could tell he was talking, but I couldn't hear what he was saying. I heard mumbles, muffled sounds and tons of background noise. Joe was standing two feet from me as we walked, so its not like he wasn't close. It took several tries to get me to understand him and found it a little concerning. IM taking it in stride, most people in my industry are hard of hearing. IM not worried.

Monday, December 13, 2004

Deja-Vu

I seem to remember a posting from sometime last year about my misadventures in WallyMart land. You would think I would learn a thing or two about going to these stores the weeks leading up to Christmas. This time, it was out of necessity, rather than vanity. I get there, and grab 2 items, and head to the check out. Of course, the express lane is 20 items or less- or so you'd think...

So I get to the line and of course, in front of me, several people are woefully over the 20 items rule. So I stand there, and stand there, and stand there. They just keep piling things on. Then, when it comes to pay, they pull out a WIC card, finds that she is over her spending limit by about $10 and decides to look over the receipt (not yet finished totaled) and removes things. She is sharing a cart at this point with someone who looked to be her mother. They are tag-teaming the checkout clerk! This time, they are going slower than molasses running in January, what with battling 2 kids and each other.

I remember from last time that it wasn't the cashier's fault. I didn't take it out on her, so I just held it in and calmly called the store manager and told him to police the checkouts for people taking advantage of the lack of store help. I didn't want anything out of the call, and I wasn't my nasty self, I just let him know that there was a problem that needed to be looked after. I left the store better with myself knowing I did the right thing, and not explode like last time.

This weekend... Well... This weekend I wont get into until another time. Ask Ivette. She knows the story.

Can't wait for January

It's the time of false promises of weight loss, turning over a new leaf and believing that for some small moment, we are that much closer to better living thru technology. I look forward to January cause my friends will be heading back to El Paso to visit family. I had thought about what some of my new years resolutions would be. Honestly, I can't think of any that would do me any good.

I vowed a few years ago to join a gym and get into better health, all it did was drain my wallet a few bucks a month and a lot of needless travel and gas. I did make a promise to myself that once March hits, I am more than likely gonna get my first tattoo. I am still stymied as to which one I want first, but I do know it will be this next year. I don't wanna post the picture of what I want just yet, I fear copycats out there will do it before I do and claim the bragging rights.

At least with my friends coming to El Paso, I can give them their gifts while theyre here and not have to pay for shipping to get it over to them.

Cheap? You betcha!

Sunday, December 12, 2004

You miss a day or two, you leave so many out of the loop...

It happens every once in a while where I will be tapped for things to say, or links to post. It doesn't happen every day, but when it does, I get a bad case of writer's block. The past two weeks I have had a good run of things to say and I've updated the site at least once or twice a day. So it stands to say that once you stop updating for a while, people notice. I was chastised a few times this last week and decided to muffle the backlash and update.

So here I am.

Last night, Joe, Ivette and myself gathered around Joes TV to watch a really intriguing movie. Battle Royale is a modern-apocalyptic view of the degradation of today's youth and the measures (drastic as they are, but OK in a sort-of strange sense) taken to regain the minds and spirits of troubled youths. The premise of the movie revolves around teenagers of all sorts, who no longer show respect towards authority figures. A law enacted allows for one classroom full of students (40+ at times) to kill eachother off before an allotted amount of time. Senselessly violent and strangely acceptable methods of elimination aside, the movie was an excellent choice.

I had been missing my favorite hat for about 2 months. Its my favorite hat cause its a black hat, with blue flames that match my black shirt with blue flames. Its a little dingy from over a years worth of use, and it just fits my head oh so nicely. I don't remember taking it off and leaving it anywhere, so when I found it was missing, I tore apart everything trying to look for it. I figured that once I stop looking for it, I will find it. Things in life usually happen that way. So last night, as I was leaving Joes house, he said "Oh by the way, take this home with you" and handed me my hat. I don't remember leaving it there, but I found it without even trying.

however I do remember him saying something about me leaving something behind...

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

So guess where I am Blogging from...

Well, its comfortable, electric, and isn't in front of a desk. I am blogging from the bed on my brand new Dell. Its working great, and I plan to take it to work tomorrow to download all the little things that the eMachine had in it. Right now, the eMachine is still in my room, but It will soon go under de-commissioning and relocating to my dad. He needs a faster computer, and what better way than to give him mine. My mom will get my large 19 inch monitor and my dad will get her 12 inch screen. Things will work out for the better.

The interesting thing about the laptop is the keyboard configuration is almost identical to the Panasonic Toughbook I have. The only difference is the placement of some of the special function keys, and the keyboard is a lot easier to type. I have already watched a DVD, so its working like gangbusters. I have already found that there is an unsecured WiFi near me, I might do some war-walking and see if I can find it or find a way of grabbing a slightly better signal.

More tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET - PICTURE OF THE WEEK

I was sitting in the doctor's office waiting for my turn to get blood drawn, reading People magazine on how celebrities spend the holidays and celebrations when I came across this picture of Minnie Driver and read the caption that came with it. I tore out the piece from the magazine...



Now, I don't know about you, but doesn't this seem sorta... strange? She's there to protest labor, yet the same laborers appear to have made her this cake and are presenting it to her in their media relations room/ sleeping quarters. I wonder if they were all on break...

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LV

I will admit, I have been stopped by cops. A lot of cops. Only once in the Mustang, but not for speeding. I've been ticketed, but I have also been let off with a warning a few times. Those traffic cameras at intersections that catch red-light runners never give you a warning, and always give you a ticket. It stands to reason, if you are a habitual red-light runner, you either need to break your habit or get a high paying job to pay off those fines. Well, I found a third option. I just stop and think to myself if the car was stolen, wouldn't you want the plates to be identified or photographed so you'd know where it was, and who was in it?

Don't ask me why I was looking at these. All I figure is it was a woman, or a group of women who conspired to do this. They're funny, don't get me wrong, but some women have issues...

I really don't know why pictures, images and websites devoted to abandoned public dwellings fascinate and intrigue me so much. I guess its as close to humanly possible to travel back in time. When I found a site devoted to the abandoned subway tunnels of the UK, I had to stop a moment and take it all in. Go ahead, there's no lead paint chips to ingest here- that I know of anyways...

IM sorry in advance for this, but this is fucking funny. Lets just say I know someone who has one, and found it to be eerily similar and disturbingly accurate. I am gonna be disowned, I just know it.

ANYONE WANT ME? Free to a good home?

Monday, December 06, 2004

Police Blotters

Every once in a while, I love to post blotter info from my favorite vacation spot in Texas, Corpus Christi. Some of it is serious, but a lot of the things that are reported to police just make you wonder. Thanks to Corpus Christi Caller Times.

4600 Schwerin Lake Drive: A 32-year-old woman said she arrived home to find her front door and the door's handle purposely stained. She said it looked as if someone also had tried to steal her reindeer display without success. The reindeer had been chained down.
When asked by police, Mrs. Claus denied any involvement but offered a spot on the S&M Naughty list...

1700 Karen Drive: An 81-year-old woman said she noticed some personal bathroom items, such as shampoo and perfume, were missing. She said she then noticed bed sheets and 11 pairs of shoes missing.
Upon further investigation, the woman realized most of her house was missing, then realized it wasn't her home...

3900 Panama Drive: A 42-year-old man told police someone took his boat. He said the boat was later returned with half a tank of gas.
You know, I'd be fucking lucky if something stolen was brought back, not bitching about the crook not filling it back up...

2700 South Staples Street: A man said his 6-year-old nephew got splashed in the face with gasoline while standing at a gas pump. The man said his nephew wanted to watch him pump gas. He said nothing came out of the nozzle at first, then gas suddenly gushed out and struck the child's face. The man flushed his nephew's eyes with water until medics arrived.
OK, Timmy. Tell me when you see it coming down the little tube...

Sheffield Lane: A 24-year-old man informed police the passenger side window of his Chevy Cavalier was smashed out and $1,400 in stereo equipment stolen. He said suspects also stole the car's battery valued at $40.
You know, that's just adding insult to injury. Not that the battery was stolen, but that it was worth $40.

4900 South Padre Island Drive: A 15-year-old boy was issued a trespass warning and turned over to his mother after he was accused of shoplifting a pair of Converse tennis shoes, valued at $30. Store employees said the boy took the shoes from a display and put them in the waistband of his shorts, under his T-shirt.
Hey kid, is that a Converse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

SERVICE ENGINE SOON

Those three words aren't the three you wanna see in the morning light up the dashboard. I had thought in the back of my mind that the light would turn on when work would be done to the body of the car. I just was really hoping it wouldn't. So I now have to reset the computer.

Speaking of the computer, it is on its way in to El Paso, and should be arriving tomorrow. It is gonna ROCK!

Since including a WiFi card with the purchase of the laptop, I have been seriously eyeing "hotspots" in town, looking for some free internet access points. PC World has a great little WiFi finder tool on its website, and I was slightly surprised that Cappetto's Italian restaurant has WiFi setup for their customers. Enjoying some great Italian food and surfing online is gonna rock! Still, there's Kristophs for coffee...

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Lost treasures

You know, I often times think to myself before washing clothing is to take out the items from my pockets. Money, eye drops, chapstick, mints all get left in my pants or shirt pockets when it comes time to wash and most of it gets sent thru the rinse cycle. Luckily, I didn't wash the liner to my leather jacket and because of that, I found a bevy of goodies, including these...




I also found two pens, a moldy and kinda disintegrating candycane and $.33 cents. I will also be sending Joe & Ivette some pictures to post on their sites.

You never know who you see out on the road

So I take off today checking things out, still trying to see what I should get both Joe & Ivette for Xmas. El Paso finally got a World Market store, and it was great to browse thru the store like I used to in Corpus Christi. But on my way back home from west El Paso, I saw none other than the elusive Torn Shorts driving around. I pulled up next to his tricked out ride and tried to goad him into a race. The wuss didn't wanna. He had a strange afterglow in his eyes, so I wonder if he was coming back from a fun nooner with someone...

Who knows.

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Laptop update

Since buying the Dell, I have been eye-ing their website seeing how far along they are with the building and shipping of the computer. Well, for not looking all day, they sure are fast! I come to find out that they finished building and testing it, its now packaged and shipped out, so I should be getting it very soon.

I have to say, I can't wait. I wanna go to a coffee house and use the laptop to get online and surf the web while enjoying a cup of coffee. I also wanna go out and about, cruise around town, get bored, open up the laptop, take the camera with me and take pictures on the fly, upload them to the laptop and edit, then go somewhere and post them. This is going to seriously change my web browsing experiences.

Sitting here, I just realized that I dont have any pictures of myself at the beach in Corpus Christi. I am gonna have to solve that one soon.

Strange Saturday

So I am thinking to myself how strange things are. I go to CompUSA to see what sorts of laptop accessories there are to get, and I see that they have Spiderman 2 playing on their plasma screen TV's at the back of the store. I get to the area with laptop accessories and see some good things, but I got distracted with the movie. So after standing there, watching for a while, I left and bought Spiderman 2. Its a pretty good movie, I never saw it before so it was a great movie to watch.

I guess you had to be there.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Canada Considers Sealing Border for Four Years

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.

"Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, learn how to shoot a handgun and watch NASCAR.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers. Many others were caught wearing Birkenstock sandals with young appearing feet in them - a dead giveaway.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said.

"We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."

*source unknown*

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Thanks, however go to Lopsided Poopdeck.

KHRO is dead

Hero Rocks. Well, its rolling over in a grave now. KHRO entered the El Paso market sometime in 2001 to try and unseat KLAQ as El Paso's modern rock leader. At that time, KLAQ (or "The Q" as its known) was known for its classic and "new" rock. New rock just meant new music from the same tired artists. KHRO was the new upstart in the market and was trying to take away as much of the Q's audience as they could.

At first, it was innocent. KHRO would mimic many of the song lists played on the Q to prove to people that both stations played the music, but KHRO started to wean out the older rock and kept the modern rock. KHRO started playing artists that the Q would never play, and played them with a high rotation so you could hear and enjoy the song as many times as people loved. The Q was under pressure from KHRO and also from XHEPR, 99.1 The Bandit for classic rock. The Bandit already started playing classic rock and was good at it. Owned by Clearchannel, The Bandit was in no danger of going under. It was time to choose their enemy.

The Q slowly realized that their ratings were starting to lag because of KHRO. They knew of only one way to get out of their slump, and that was to change their format to better serve their music audience. They already lost their classic rock listeners to the Bandit, now they had to salvage their other demographic to stay in the game. The Q changed their format, changed their line-up during the day and started to make a dent in the ratings war between them and KHRO. Hero was trying badly to steal all of the Q's advertisers, but couldn't. Ratings went up for the Q, and dropped for KHRO.

It was told to me sometime last week that KHRO would change to a Spanish format. I didn't tell anyone, cause it really didn't affect me. I have a satellite radio on the Mustang and haven't had to listen to the shitty music this city has to offer.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Microwave Madness

I need to laugh right now or else I will go insane from the abnormal levels of anger I am harboring. Clauds' recent posting of her misadventures in popcornland made me laugh. I too, also remember when the typical timed setting for popping popcorn was 3:33. Matter of fact, the microwave at the radio station also will self-time to 3:33 to pop a bag of popcorn.

Well, Ivette's story reminds me of the dinosaur of a microwave my family used to have in the 1980's. Im sure you all remember, the old microwaves of the early to mid 80's weighed about 50-60 lbs. and featured faux wood grain finish and the latest in state-of-the-art black pannel touch screen buttons? I certainly remember our families GE microwave. We had it resting on a rickety fiberboard microwave stand for the longest time and it never moved. I remember that microwave would boil a cup of water in almost a minute. That bastard had only one setting: Chernobyl.

I opine about this old relec because my sister, who could pinch a dime so tight it screams, bought a used microwave. I swear this is the same microwave that we used to have growing up! Of course, she needed it transported, and of course I only had the Mustang. The bastard couldn't fit in the trunk, and it barely fit in the back seat with both kids crushed, we got that thing plugged in and radiating a hole in the formica in no time. Seeing it was so retro.

Speaking of which, I actually dusted off my old ORIGINAL Nintendo Gameboy and played a rousing game of Tetris. Kids today don't know how good they have it, with the Gameboy Advance and SP editions, they only require 2 batteries and have a light attatched to them. Our old Gameboys required 4 batteries and never played colors. I say this cause I couldn't find my Gameboy Advance...

Im not lazy, I am retro lazy.

I've created a monster

Since starting my blog a year and a half ago, I really didn't realize it would set off a chain reaction on behalf of my friends and give them the voice of a BLOG. Evelyn was first, then Yolie, then Ivette and now finally Joe is up and blogging! I must warn you, however. His site is highly entertaining, save for the atrocious spelling of words. It's his thoughts that count, not his spelling, so keep that in mind.

Some of the regulars to my site have seen my Xmas list for 2004 and have noticed some rather pricey items just itching to be bought and sent to me. Well, I took off the most expensive one off the list because, well, I bought it for myself. That's right, I bought myself a brand new Dell laptop. It's an Inspiron 1000 that's been fully tricked out, and strangely enough, was $1 less than the entry level Inspiron 1150, with fewer amenities (If you compare the prices this month, they are higher. I got the Dell at a discounted price before the end of November!). It came with a host of freebies, including a printer, wireless internet card, 512MB memory, 40gig HDD and 3 year warranty. Free shipping was also included. I should be periodically checking in on Dell to see the process of my order goes, and hopefully in 10 days (maybe sooner) I will get my brand spanking (I love a good spanking) new laptop!

Who's got the paddle!

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

What is with this stupid cold snap?

It's fucking cold! It's not your run of the mill cold, its BITTERLY cold. We are fucking 4 degrees colder than Chicago! As I type this, its 24 degrees outside! AACK!

Well, I got the Mustang back yesterday, and I am 100% satisfied with how it turned out. It was ready to take home without delay, and with the added Mustang logo's I added to the doors, it looks like a completely different car. I am definitely happy with how it came out. I now have all my attention back to the little things I can do to it to keep making it distinguishable from other Stangs on the road. Tires and that GT exhaust are still at the top of my list.

I got almost all of my Xmas shopping done, and I have to say, braving the malls isn't as bad as I remember it to be from last year. I look back at my archives and read some of the parkinglot stories and realize that's only at Wal-Mart those incidents happened. Tee-hee. I still don't know what the hell to get Joe & Ivette, and my parents have hinted what they want, so its a matter of getting what everyone wants now. IM glad the three people I already bought gifts for are out of the way.

I fell asleep yesterday around 4pm and really didn't wake up until around midnight when I had heartburn. I woke up, looked for antacid tablets and gave up on those, took a glass of milk and went back to sleep for 3 more hours before I had to get ready for work. I think I heard the phone ring last night, but I wasn't too sure about it. I saw no new calls on the phone screen, so I take it there wasn't anyone.

Well, I need to get back to work. IM hungry, I might go out and get something from Car's Jr or someplace like that.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Its frickin' freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!

Ok, waking up and trying to warm up a truck in 28 degree temperatures SUCKS! I swear it took way too long to warm up the truck this morning going to work. Thankfully, I will (and yes, I will) get the Mustang back from the shop today. I saw it in the parking lot of the body shop yesterday and was absolutely blown away. The graphics I added to the car really set it off. I even asked the guy to touch up the fender where the antenna went, cause the previous owner tried unsuccessfully to remove it and scratched the paint pretty bad.

When she is resting in the back yard today I will take pics.

Monday, November 29, 2004

Gonna take a ride

The Mustang should be out of the shop this afternoon. Each of my convertible's have brought me into a higher plateau of thought and kept me sane in times of trouble and distraught. It's therapeutic and relaxing, and somewhat cleansing to the soul. Gonna take her out to the desert and meditate for a moment or two.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

I can't sleep

I've just been lying in bed, thinking to myself I have the best set of friends money can never buy. Friends who have seen me thru the darkest of days and the highest of times. People outside of family who know just about and nearly every aspect of my life. From weddings to funerals, birthdays to severe illness, these people have stood by me and stood with me, unwavering, and never flinching.

Joe is the person I have known the longest. He and I have known eachother since 1991, which makes us seem like brothers more than friends. We almost share a birthday, and we share so many things that interest us. We stay awake at nights on Saturday evenings talking about what's happening in our lives and getting things we need to say to others to eachother, just so it doesn't build up.

Evelyn is the person I have known almost as long as Joe. We have known eachother since 1994, and since then, there hasn't been a week that went by that we haven't mentioned eachothers names to friends we talk to, family we see, or co-workers who know us just by the stories told on Monday. Since Evelyn moved out of town, I have kept up contact with eachother and can't think of anyone I would rather be around more than her. The boundaries of relation show nowhere to us, I have always thought of her, and her sister Yolie as sisters of mine. I was honored deeply in 2002 and again in 2004 when her brothers welcomed me as a brother into the family, further reinforcing how much I love my friends.

Ralph is next on my list. He and I worked together for a brief period of time in 1997, but he and I were the best of friends while working. When I left, he and I stayed in constant contact, often times looking to me for moral support. Going to college and struggling with bills and personal problems kept both of us awake many a nights, but he became more than a friend from work, but a true friend who (along with Evelyn) taught me courage and strength to overcome difficult people. He lives life the way I imagine myself living life, up front, yet subdued.

These friends of mine, these four people I know are so special to me, I would drop everything I was doing, and help them out any way I could. I would deplete my credit cards, drive all night, wake up at odd hours of the night and go to their rescue if they ever called me and said the words "I need your help". I know one of these days it will happen that one will need that sort of aid, but its the least I can do for these people who selflessly act like family, and who are there for me without hesitation or question.

Maybe now, with this off my chest, I can fall asleep.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Black Friday Remembered

Writing the previous entry sparked memories (horrible, horrible memories) of Black Friday's of years past. I remember standing outside Mervyn's one year, and my mom and myself were at the front doors, with an elderly woman and her niece or granddaughter just off to our left. The moment the doors opened, the little old woman pounded my foot with her cane and shoved- SHOVED her way past me and my mom and had the break-neck speed of 3 a marathon runner. I stopped to think to myself "if she is pretty mobile, why did she have the cane? Oh yeah, to pummel whoever gets in her way...".

I think that was the first year I had gone out shopping on a Black Friday.

Black Friday

No, this isn't the movie about the bomb at the Superbowl (that was Black Sunday, not to be confused with New Order's Blue Monday) but Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving's annual "trample everyone and their grandmother down for a bargain sale price on crap you really don't need".

I found a really good website for all of you freaks who are itching to go out and see what is on sale (or if you're reading this late, already gone) in each of the stores. BlackFriday2004.com is the site you need to glance at each store and their sale items in one fair swoop. I am sitting here at work, watching the news and they periodically show cut-ins of their live trucks at local stores. One station was seated outside of the Target store on the west side of El Paso, and the line is around the store. IM sorry, but if you are number 300 in line to get in, whatever sale item you wanted was gone before panicked shopper #50 entered the front doors.

Thankfully I have to work today or else I probably would have been railroaded into going to these events. I hate this time of the year, traffic sucks, parking is a huge issue, people are rude and the roads are packed. I have the only comfort in knowing that the only store I have to go to today is PetsMart to get dog food. On the plus side, I might get my car back today!

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Last day of vacation

I still have one more I can take whenever I feel like, at least before the end of the year. I guess I have been too spoiled with previous vacations where I travel out of town to enjoy my time off. All it feels like when I wake up here at home on my past days off are weekends. I usually get a chance to sleep in on weekends, so all I am doing is waking up later, and doing the same old things.

So here I sit, the day before Thanksgiving wondering how many variations of turkey are being made across America. We are doing the traditional bake. How are you cooking your bird?

Monday, November 22, 2004

Weather patters are odd

Today has been one of those days where if you could snuggle up in bed with a hot cup of cocoa and a warm blanket, take the oppertunity. The rain fell lightly in the early morning hours, and let up around 9am. The sun peeked its way thru the skies a few times in the day, but the clouds eventually won over the sun later in the afternoon. It started to look menacing close to 4pm, and then the heavens just opened up and let loose. It rained pretty hard for about an hour. Lightning, thunder (rare for this late in the year) stormed the skies and turned everything damp with sound and smells. Rain is such a beautiful phenomena and rare in El Paso. I savor each moment it occurrs.

My vacation is going good. I plan to do more of the same come tomorrow and wednesday. I am trying to squeeze as much relaxation out of these days that I can. Its tough, but I know I can do it.

I am watching my cell phone as it sits here charging. Its searching for a signal every 5 minutes. It has a satellite that scans the screen looking for a signal, which it never did in the past. I think this afternoons thunderstorm might have taken out a tower and its affecting the others in town. It pisses me off cause I am getting too many dropped calls. Ce la vie.

Wierd weather

Well, the Mustang is in the shop for repairs, and today is just one of those freaky days in weather terms. Be back later for more.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Fun stuff

So I am spending the $300 on the car. Bought plugs and wires, getting it ready for the body shop. Still have $40, who knows what that will be used for...

PS... found and bought almost all of my Xmas gifts for friends. The only ones I am missing are for Joe & Ivette.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Vacation. Oh, sweet slumber.

So I woke up at around 10:30 this morning cause I was cold. The electric blanket turned off so I woke up. I think I need a new mattress, my back hurts from sleeping on it for extended periods of time. Maybe I will get a new bed...

What I have done on my sidebar is put my Christmas list up for all to see. They have convenient links to websites where you can find the items or you can search them yourself. Who knows what I will end up doing today. My weekend is free, my car is in the shop, life is good.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Setting myself up for an expensive purchase

Ok, I had to sit back and laugh my ass off on this one. I thought to myself that it would be great if I went out and priced some new tires for the Mustang. After all, the tires on it right now arent exactly the kind Id take back out on the road. I stopped at Martin Tire and get three quotes. The cheapest I could get away with there was $488.

So, with quotes in hand I drive to the Sears Automotive store and get a quote for a set of BF Goodrich tires I really want. $448.

I jumped in the car and went around to Discount Tire and got a ludicrous quote for a set of tires that looked terrible. $598.

It hasn't been too long since the last time I bought tires, really. I bought tires for the Cavalier in December of 2002 (all 4) for $278. They were an inch smaller wheel (my Cav rolled on 15 inch wheels all around) than the Stang, and were noticably cheaper too. I am probably going to have to curtail the buying of tires until income tax time. I will get a decent return from that and use the money I have now to get the smaller things for the car. I still want to get those brakes, the Mach 1 grille, the rear honeycomb panels, new plugs & wires, black-out headlamps and tint the windows.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

This one was an emailed request...

Clauds & Tatiana approached me with this one. I had debunked an email rumor chain a few months back with St. Theresa. You can look in September of 2004's archives to read it if you wish, but its interesting to think that I am slowly becoming the person to talk to & expose the truths in these emailed chain letters. Let's get started with the latest one sent to me, shall we?


11 has become a very interesting number. It could be a forced coincidence, but in any case this is interesting. You decide for yourself......

1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters
3) Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993)has 11 letters
4) George W. Bush has 11 letters

This could be a mere coincidence....(Couldit be?)
Now here is what is interesting...

1) New York is the 11thstate
2) The first plane crashing into the Twin Towers was Flight #11
3) Flight #11 was carrying 92 passengers. Adding this number gives us 9+2
4) Flight #77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers. Adding this gives us 6+5
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9-11. Adding this gives us 9+1+1
6) The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this gives us 9+1+1

Now we have a very upsetting piece....

1) The total number of victims inside the planes are 254: 2+5+4
2) The day September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year:2+5+4
3) After September 11, there are 111 days more to the end of the year
4) The tragedy of 3-11-2004 in Madrid also adds to: 3+1+1+2+4
5) The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers

Spooky??!! Read on....This is really eerie.....

This is something to think about!! Since America is typically represented by an Eagle, Saddam and Bin Laden should have read up on their Muslim passages...The following verse is from the Quran, (the Islamic Bible):

Quran (9 -11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah: and there was peace.....

NOTE THE VERSE NUMBER!!!


Lets break it down now.

  • Yes, New York City has 11 letters and is the 11th state, so we aren't touching these.
  • Ramsey Yusef is the real name of the terrorist found guilty of bombing the WTC back in 1993 and has 11 letters to his name.
  • George W. Bush does have 11 letters in his name, but has 10 if we omit his middle initial that distinguishes him from his father.
  • American Airlines flight 11 crashes into the North Tower, 1 World Trade Center Plaza.
  • American Airlines flight 77 does not fly into the WTC, United Airlines flight 175 crashes into the South Tower, 2 World Trade Center Plaza.
  • American Airlines flight 77 crashes into the Pentagon 40 minutes after flight 175 hits the South Tower.


This right here should be the nail in the coffin (no pun intended, honest) to make this chain letter email a fake. They get the flight paths of the planes wrong. But lets go further into the email to really screw with the numbers mentioned in the email.

  • Flight 77 was carrying 6 crew members and 58 passengers totaling 64 people, which means the math given in the email example of 65 or 6+5 (equaling 11) is wrong. The total number of victims onboard all 4 airplanes that crashed on Sept. 11th do not total 254.

The real number of people that died on airplanes that day was 266. The numbers are:

  • American Airlines flight 11 - 11 crew, 81 passengers
  • American Airlines flight 77 - 6 crew, 58 passengers
  • United Airlines flight 175 - 9 crew, 56 passengers
  • United Airlines flight 93 - 7 crew, 38 passengers

If you take the 266 people that died on the airplanes that day, and subtract the 19 terrorists who flew them into various buildings and the ground, it drops the number to 247 people who died in plane crashes that day.

  • Sept. 11th was the 254th day of the year (thanks to it being a leap year).
  • There was 111 days till the end of the year.
  • The Madrid train bombing that occurred indeed happened 911 days after Sept. 11th took place, but only since an Al Qaeda-linked group, the Brigade of Abu Hafs al-Masri, claimed responsibility does it fit into this chain letter.

Religious verses (much like the U.S. Constitution) are open to interpretation. However, I have to say, the interpretation used in the chain letter is completely off base with what the Qur'an actually says. I had a hell of a time trying to find the translated verse, since Google's search engine was clogged with the same email chain letter sent to me by Tatiana, care of Clauds. It seems everyone has linked this email to a search for the correct Qur'an verse. No thanks to those people, I found it.

Verse 9:11 of the Qur'an is about repentance and reads as follows in three different English translations:

  • But (even so), if they repent, establish regular prayers, and practice regular charity, they are your brethren in Faith: (thus) do We explain the Signs in detail, for those who understand.
  • But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due, then are they your brethren in religion.
  • We detail Our revelations for a people who have knowledge. But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and We make the communications clear for a people who know.

Thinking about it, I know it's not my place to mess with the human psyche. It's wrong for one person to try and break down something that people try so hard to believe in. There are just some things that need to be corrected to get the right information out. We as Americans would love to see that the Qur'an says that we will bring peace to the lands and all that good stuff, that America is the world leader, drawing our attention away from the fact that we are vulnerable, and this somehow vaguely reminds us about it and gives us a sliver of hope to an otherwise nightmare-ish event in our history. Would it hurt us to at least get the information right before hitting the send button?

My verdict on this email? There are some oddities in the numbers 9, 11 and the combinations there-in, but you have to remember that the attacks were actually scheduled for earlier in the year. I am gonna chalk it up to a freak occurrence that usually never happens as planned, but is interesting when it does.


Tuesday, November 16, 2004

$300... What to do with it...

Im thinking. It's burning a hole in my bank account, and I am trying to rationalize spending it on various things. I am $100 short of getting sport performance tires for the Mustang, but I am $100 over getting a sports exhaust system. I am $50 shy of an iPod, but $700 shy of a new computer. I have enough to get a round trip pair of tickets to Corpus Christi or Chicago, but no more vacation to use.

I guess this means I get to do nothing with the money till a better game plan comes together.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Ain't it the shits?

I thought so. Ive got an ugly stomach virus that is making my day just miserable. I know, what virus makes your day, huh? It happened yesterday sometime in the morning, but I figure it might have come abouts while eating out the other day with Ralph. He and I went to Texas Roadhouse and had dinner, but I am wondering if something was wrong with what they served...

Lately, I haven't been venturing far into the world. Places I can go to in a jaunt and use a restroom is a plus. Walking both malls wasn't fun for a moment, but I made some good time. I am so tired, I havent had much to eat since yesterday morning and I didn't get a good nights rest. I feel bad for Evelyn, she kept calling me yesterday and I wasn't awake to answer most of her calls.

Well, the Sun City is now the Wet & Cold city. El Paso is under rainshowers and wind, which is making things bitterly cold. At least I can go home today and take a nice long nap and not worry about the sun bothering me. It's almost 7am... 5 more hours to go before I can blissfully sleep...

The restroom beckons!

Friday, November 12, 2004

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LIV

People who know me know I use Mozilla as my web browser for its ease of use and of course, the tabbed browsing. Well, recently Mozilla released their latest and newest web browsing tool, Firefox. I strongly recommend you try it out for yourself. Hell, it's free and you'll love me for it! Click here for the download.

Using Firefox is great, especially when I am looking for the Strange Findings updates. This week's findings are good.

It's sad when athletes use steroids to gain an edge on the competition. You think the bums will notice they aren't free range, but chemically enhanced for flavor?

Do you think you have a problem? It it caused by frequent masturbation? Are you an oversexed pornstar that needs to give your co-star an earth shattering orgasm? Migraines? Maybe its cause you're orgasming too much... If you or anyone you know is suffering thru this, or any other sexually interesting ailment, send them to this website.

So here's a scenario: You're bored, you wanna get drunk but you don't have quality liquor. At your disposal is a Brita water purifying pitcher, one bottle of cheap vodka, one clean bottle (as large as the cheap vodka bottle, but not the cheap vodka's old bottle) some coffee grounds and some crackers. Your inner MacGyver kicks in and you decide to experiment.

I've worked in radio for a long time, almost 10 years now. It wasn't until recent that I started working with modern technology. What constitutes old? These pictures I found of old British radio stations fits the bill nicely. I remember the FM station had this kind of console, and I worked with one that looked similar to this set. Ancient technology, huh? It's still in use, and all that equipment is nearly 50 years old!

I doubt though, you can plug this into the old control boards back at the old KTSM building. I bet you could play Stairway to Heaven all night long on it...

Crank up your speakers. The Dirty Punk Fuckin Anarchy Machine is here to melt your frontal lobe!

Finally, I saw this and I nearly fell out of my chair. Dan Savage has a chapter about it in his book Skipping Towards Gomorrah toting the positives about it. Now, there's a book for children telling them the facts and truths about marijuana. Ive just tried for 10 minutes to try and think of something witty to say and I can't. Maybe after I take a hit I can think clearly.

Oh, yeah... That's the stuff...

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

I dont like waking at 3am

For work, I have to wake up at 3am to get to work by 4:30. Since dropping Channel 9 like a red-headed stepchild, we went with KDBC 4 for news, and wouldn't you know it, they start at 5am. It means I have to be at work earlier in the AM to get things recorded. I welcome the change, but I am no morning person, so to ask me to wake up earlier is bad, mkay?

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

What happens in Vegas might not stay in Vegas...

I mentioned in yesterday's update that I have imagined what it might be like if Joe & Ivette were to get married in Las Vegas. I have to say it doesn't look good and the more I think about it, the more it seems feasable.

Lets start from the begining. Ivette's dream wedding involved getting married at the Star Trek Experience on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-D. This means for most of the wedding guests, the limit imposed on the ceremony is 45 people. This, and the fact that it's a trip out of town for a wedding to take place will eliminate everyone but the closest of friends and family from going to the event.

So lets get to the meat of the story. Not to air out dirty laundry, but Joe and Ivette tend to disagree with eachother from time to time. Odds are, in my daydream they are arguing about something rather simple, such as time or where they are staying in relation to the Star Trek Experience. The friends around the bickering love birds convince eachother to go into the replica bridge for the wedding, only to have Joe get cold feet and run.

On a trek, Jesus and myself corral Joe and try to get him to at least marry Ivette at the Chapel of Love. Regardless of having a gun to his back and no escape, Joe still says he refuses to marry when the time to exchange vows happens. Frustrated, everyone in the weddingparty disband and roam the Vegas strip on their own.
  • Ivette, manically depressed and bawling at the top of her lungs is being chased by security in the fountains of the Bellagio
  • Belen returns to the Star Trek Experience and takes a klingon for a spin in the ready room
  • Joe is wandering around Caesars Palace mall
  • Jesus is inside Luxor staring at the celing wondering in a drunken stupor how the building is standing on its own
  • I am riding the rollercoasters ontop of the Stratosphere throwing things off the side while no one is looking

Yeah. I can see it unfolding like a Mastercard commercial now:
  • Spending a week in a hotel room along the Vegas strip:$210 online
  • Renting 20 minutes of an attraction for a wedding: $700 booked in advance
  • Kidnapping a klingon, Cleopatra & several clowns from various casinos and getting everyone in the court arrested for lewd, licivious conduct and other various charges that can withstand in the Nevada judicial system: Priceless

Monday, November 08, 2004

The Simpsons have entered the forest

Yeah, you remember that Simpsons episode from their first season. Homer sees Ned Flanders' new RV and decide the Simpsons need to battle in this loosing battle of one-upsmanship and get a sorry excuse for an RV ever to be found rolling on its own accord. Convincing the family he is an avid sportsman and outdoorsy guy, the embark off the main road, down the middle of the forest and eventually the RV falls off a cliff along with all supplies and camping gear.

I fear that is going to be our fate.

You see, my best friend Joe has had an idea to go camping out in Ruidoso or some of the surrounding areas before it gets too cold. A great idea. He also wants to take the new boat to a lake, or that idea might have changed since I last heard these plans some 3 weeks ago. Now, by new boat, I mean new to the family. By no means is it new. Probably heralding circa 1970s, the boat reminds me too much of Homers RV. Not that I am knocking the boat, IM sure its a fine vessel. I am just having images of mutiny on the bounty and IM sure someone will be walking the plank.

The other thing not really being put into consideration is transportation. Not knowing if we are taking the boat with us, I don't think anyone of us has a vehicle with enough room to adequately get us all there, with equipment to wherever we go. My little Mustang (and yes it is little when you pile gear and luggage into the car as well as people) barely held Lupe and myself on our trip to Corpus Christi earlier this year. 3 people crammed in my car (feasible) is impractical.

Joes truck is impractical too. Its a single cab design with two seats. No one, no matter how convincing they are, can be seated comfortably in the center of the transmission tunnel. Ivettes car... There's not enough time to get into what needs to be done to get people to occupy the car. Not saying its not roadworthy. Not the least, but a bulldozer needs to be rented for a week to clear out her trunk full of books alone. If anyone has seen her room and is amazed at her library, they need to look in her trunk at the stockpile of books she must keep in reserve.

I've had premonitions of things to come before. IM still pretty sure a wedding in Las Vegas will try to happen. IM also sure that something comedic and traumatic will happen to us that will make us never speak of the campout again.

Maybe I will elaborate on the Las Vegas wedding later.

Friday, November 05, 2004

Free iPods.com

There has been talk and speculation about the validity of certain websites offering free products by logging in and answering questions. The most intriguing of the group is FreeiPods.com offering your choice of any size iPod as long as you refer people and sign up for free services for a while.

This is how it works:

  • Sign up with your name and address
  • Choose your free prize (4 gig iPod minis, 20 gig iPod or $250 in iTunes)
  • Choose your "free" offer from any one of their sponsors
  • Sign up for their sponsor's promotional period
  • Refer 5 friends (more is ok but nothing extra given)
  • Recieve your gift 6-8 weeks after all 5 people have registered and completed their task

I have already signed up and registered with the website and will now choose my 5 friends carefully. People I know will help out on this endeavor and would complete the task. If you would like to try your hand at it, follow my link (link will also be on my sidebar) and register for yourself.

Lets mark it down that today I registered with FreeiPods.com and chose one of their partners.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LIII

I only have one link for this weeks Strange Findings. It's actually a lost classic. You see, long before (long in relative internet-life terms) I started up Blank Media last year I had dreamed about having a website I could show everyone where to go to find information about me. A website I could post my pictures online and let people take a glimpse of my life, no matter where they are in the world.

In The High Beams was my first attempt at an online website. It was slow to update, hard to load pictures and completely impractical for an everyday update-able method of keeping people informed and entertained. I really liked the fact it was free and it had numerous page templates I could browse thru and update to my needs. I even used a variation of it for several of my picture pages featured on my links menu to the right.

The time came though that I grew out of that website. Friends were still in town, people were still getting their information from me directly so there was little to no need for a website. I gradually forgot all about the website until about two weeks ago. I was at work performing some Google searches for Strange Findings when I started looking for aftermarket headlights for the Mustang. I typed in 'high beams' into the search field and I started to wonder where I had seen that before.

It drove me crazy until I remembered I had the website floating somewhere in cyberspace. Sad as this sounds, I actually forgot what my own website was called. So I started to Google my old site trying to get it to register with Google. I came up with nothing in the search. Then, it hit me. I used the same webserver company for my links photos, and when I put the two names together, I came across my old site and it took me back down on a trip down memory lane.

It's not the usual find I have been known for in the past, but for once this one means more to me than any crab getting sucked into a pipe, any Tourettes suffering Mattel doll or Humane Restraint company out there on the market.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Corpus Christi Police Blotters

This is my favorite time when I find juicy little tid-bits in police blotters. Here's what I found this time:

1300 Rodd Field Road: A 19-year-old man said his 19-year-old girlfriend attacked him after he refused to let her take his car. He said his girlfriend started yelling at him, scratched him on both shoulders and hit him on the head. The man said his girlfriend grabbed the phone when he tried to call police and threw it across the room, shattering it. Police arrested the woman.
WHOA! I wanna woman like that!

2200 Baldwin Court: A 73-year-old woman said a man stole her toaster while she was in her bedroom getting dressed. The woman said the man came over to borrow $10. The woman said she wanted a constable to go with her to the man's house so she could retrieve her toaster and the $10.
What's with kids these days, stealing toasters from the enfeebled.

600 South Port Avenue: A grocery store clerk told police a man in his 30s or 40s walked out of the store with two bags of Nabisco cookies, some Mexican candy and a frozen marble cake without paying for them. The clerk said he confronted the man, who told him, "I'll be back." The clerk said the man went into a bar down the street and never came out. Police found a back door to the bar that leads to another street.
Police believe the suspect is hyped-up on sugar and has uncontrollable shakes. All units shoot to kill...

600 Kaipo Drive: A 31-year-old man said he was at home watching television when he saw his 32-year-old wife walk outside and then heard a crash and his car alarm activate. He said when he ran outside he saw his wife drive away in her car and a window on his car broken. He said he didn't know why she damaged his car and estimated the damage at $80.
Its called P.M.S. you dipshit. That, or you weren't giving her her daily allowance of rough, sweaty sex...

900 South Water Street: A 29-year-old man said that after returning from a Bad Religion concert with a 28-year-old man they got into an argument. He said the younger man punched him several times in the face. The younger man said the older man punched him several times and he punched back. Police reported the younger man had no visible injuries.
Of course he didn't have injuries. It was a Bad Religion concert, you pussies...

3400 Ayers Street: A 41-year-old man told police that a 45-year-old man has been harassing him by phone and saying bad things about his business. He also said that while he was driving, the older man pulled alongside him and made faces at him.
The younger man would have returned the face, but was told by his elderly parents missing a toaster his face would stay like that...

3300 South Alameda Street: A 45-year-old woman said her teddy bear print wallet was stolen while she was at a local hospital. She also reported missing her driver's license, Social Security cards for her and her three children, birth certificates for herself and five children and two credit cards.
Shit, H.M.O.s are really costing their coveragee's more than just high co-pays...



You people make me sick. I hope I dont go to that ladies hospital for treatment...

Christmas Wish List

Im sure all my friends are wondering what I want for Christmas. I say to that "Nothing short of 400 Million dollars". Thats unattainable, so I am gonna go ahead and make my list of things I want for Christmas this year.
  • iPod - Any size
  • new laptop (except Compaq or Toshiba)
  • Gran Turismo 4 (Playstation 2 game)
  • Contax 159mm camera
  • Tonneau cover (convertible top cover)
  • The Simpsons Season 4 (DVD)
  • radar detector
  • Gameboy Advance SP
  • 1:18th scale model cars (Mustangs preferably, I already have a 1967 Cobra 427, a red 2000 Cobra R & a black 1999 GT convertible)
  • a new job out of town

There will be more, I just need time to think of them all...

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Civic Duty isn't just another Honda model

It's that time again to either elect a new President, or keep the one we currently have. I have never indicated who I would vote for on this blog, and I never will. Since I can't go out and vote until I get off work today, I will hold off my comments until tomorrow when (hopefully) the votes will be counted. The only thing I will leave you with is the horoscopes for each of the candidates.

Pres. Bush's Horoscope for today, November 2nd 2004.

Nominee Kerry's Horoscope for today, November 2nd 2004.

Friday, October 29, 2004

Magic Landing

Did I just throw your memory into the Wayback Machine with Mr. Peabody? Trust me, its been in my mind for some time now. For some unknown reason, I have been thinking about the park almost non-stop. The park closed down what was thought to be under mysterious circumstances after reports of people dying while on the rides. Lot's of people speculated the fate of the park, but after researching it, I finally found out what happened to El Paso's doomed amusement park.

IM sure you all (who remember it) don't even remember the commercials theme song. I barely remember it, but I dare not say it for fears of being wrong. I know in the stack of VHS tapes (remember those?) we have stock-piled in our attic we have a commercial for Magic Landing, I remember seeing it. It's a look into the past when the only other amusement park, Western Playland, was king, and Magic Landing the upstart newbie on the block.

ML had too many things going against itself when it opened in 1984. It was located too far away from anything else in town, some 2 miles outside El Paso's city limits. This alienated people who lived on the west side of El Paso, since the drive (I do it every weekday) is some 24 miles one way. To drive that distance for family fun was just too much to ask some people to do. Also, you wouldn't think of it, but the actual theme of the park was also a contributing factor to its demise.

In an interview conducted by the El Paso Inc. In June of 2000, Western Playland's owner (and my former boss) Pat Thompson spoke briefly about Magic Landing:
Why does Western Playland succeed where Magic Landing failed?
Magic Landing was trying to be a theme park. El Paso wasn't really ready for one. It doesn't have the population or the family income levels to support a theme park. When people go on vacation, they?re willing to spend extra money on theme parks. But, see, you wouldn't do it here (or) even in California. Disneyland can't get the locals to come out. They have to give big discounts to draw them out. Western Playland isn't here for the tourists. It can't be. There's not enough tourist traffic in El Paso.

Pat Thompson's comments only scratch the surface on why the park closed. Rumor and speculation ran rampant about the number of accidents, deaths and maiming that went on inside the park. In reality, only two people were either horribly injured or killed while riding rides on the park. Not to be morbid, but I had a fun time trying to find the real accidents in the park to the rumors that flew. Considering I was roughly 6 or 7 years old when the park closed, trying to find the truth from people who barely remember the park even existed was tough.

Here's the true story. Magic Landing was struggling to survive in a market where theme parks were starting to die. Their attractions were large and real. The state of Texas' largest Ferris wheel, log flume ride, a real 36" gauge steam locomotive (for sale if you're interested!) bumper cars, a performing stage, arcades, a rollercoaster, haunted house and little games of chance booths scattered all over the park. It had good things going for it, with the exception of good fortune.

The first unfortunate series of events that plagued the park was coinciding with its location. El Paso gets torrential rainfall in the summer time and when that happened around the park, it often times washed out the railroad track around the park. Nine times out of ten the train was out of commission due to that. I remember it was definitely an inconvenience for me since I love trains. I was still too young for the midway games and bumpercars, so those were out of the question too.

The second truly unfortunate event, and the one that single handedly spelled the parks doom was the deadly accident with the parks rollercoaster. I seem to remember this incident. I actually had to call my parents and ask about this one, but they do confirm we were at the park the day that the death on the rollercoaster occurred. In my memories, I see the front of the rollercoaster darkened from the lights lighting the ride turned off, and a white sheet covering the person who was killed by the ride.

The problem with my memory and with the events that happened that day are mixed. I know the person's body was on the ride. Problem is, people's conflicting reports have the man either falling from the rollercoaster car while its rolling on the tracks and he hit the supports to the ride on his fall down, or it was a mentally disabled man who tried to leap onto the ride as it was moving. The third rumor was the man had it arm severed by a passing car as he was waiting for the ride, but I don't remember that. I remember seeing the front of the rollercoaster. I remember the body being covered. I do remember that night it happened.

This incident with the rollercoaster caused the park to loose its insurance on any of their thrilling rides, and the rollercoaster was closed for good after that incident. The park seemed to roll on after that accident, fewer people wanted to go to a park with a deadly reputation and attendance was noticeably down. Promotions for 4th of July celebrations were announced and events were held with fireworks (legal in the county) and fanfare, but the park was starting to die.

With the only other major attraction to the park open, the Ferris wheel, business seemed to have pleateau'd and stayed constant. The train was completely unreliable thanks to the frequent track wash-outs and no plans to replace the deadly rollercoaster. I know my parents no longer went back to the park after we were there for the accident, so when the second accident took place on the Ferris wheel, that sealed the parks fate. The accident stemmed from a panicking woman on the Ferris wheel that fell to the car below her, seriously injuring herself.

Soon after that, the park closed its doors following several lawsuits filed against the park by park guests who were on the rollercoaster at the time of the accident. The woman who fell from the Ferris wheel also sued the park for negligence on the ride operator's part for not recognizing her frantic state and letting her off the ride. Eventually, all parties settled out of court, but thanks to the number of lawsuits and the parks lengthy stint closed, the capital wasn't there to re-open the doors another season and Magic Landing stood standing out in the county for almost 12 years untouched.

Eventually, the owners of the park started to demolish most of the buildings that were starting to deteriorate and collapse, and buildings too high to be of any future use to the park. The Ferris wheel was dismantled and sold to another park. The steam train was placed into storage (see link earlier in story) and long forgotten about. The rollercoaster by all accounts was torn down and destroyed. The other rides in the park, like the Rainbow stood for years after they parted out many of the rides, but were eventually taken down and placed into storage.

Currently, the park is still mostly visible from the interstate. The sign welcoming guests is still standing out in the parkinglot entrance. The main entrance is still intact, but the entire lot is currently leased by CFI Trucking here in El Paso, Texas and currently holds most of the trucking line's trailers. For the most part, most of the buildings inside the park look like they are still standing. In the future I am hoping to gain entrance into the park with my brother (who works for CFI Trucking) and take some pictures of what is left of the park.

This has been one interesting jaunt down memory lane.
I think it sucks

Alliances have been breached and dropped in the past few days and I think it sucks. I know the listeners to the radio station will react in a strange fashion, but there's nothing we are going to do about it. What has been done is done. The break-up was announced to us here at work last week but we had to keep it under wraps until it was more known to the other people in charge. Its going to be strange listening to other people's elements in our station, but since we weren't being treated well after our divorce 4 years ago, I think we are entitled to some good times.

The fact that we don't get carshows, real car shows here in El Paso also sucks. The shows we have are back-yard mechanic built cars which are nice, don't get me wrong. I've got a 1957 Chevy in my back yard too. I want something like a New York Auto Show, or the other types that showcase cars to the public. I hate to think we have to go all the way to either Las Vegas, New York, Chicago or Los Angeles to see these cars. They should do what Chevrolet used to do in the 1940's and caravan their cars across the country in Autoramas.

Be back in a little while guys...

Thursday, October 28, 2004

SIDEBAR UPDATE

Today you will find several new links and additions to the website. Many thanks to everyone who has sent links and suggestions. More to come later today.

If you would like mentioning on this site, please post a comment and I will consider your site or suggestion.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

HIDE MY FUCKING CREDIT CARDS

It's no secret I work for a radio station but own an XM radio for the Mustang. What is new is the new Delphi MyFi, which is an XM Radio Walkman! How fucking cool is this? Not only does it gowherever you want, but it stored music you wanna listen to!

But wait, theres more!

Did you just up and buy a 40 gig iPod? That was so yesterday. Upgrade to the new 60gig iPod Photo! You can actually view something close to 25,000 pictures in full color on your 40 or 60 gig iPod Photo! THIS FUCKING KICKS AS MUCH ASS AS THE XM PORTABLE! And if you thought it couldn't get any better, if you are a fucking fan-freak for U2, Apple has made your day with this special edition black & red 20 gig iPod signed with the autographs of each member of U2. When you buy this limited edition iPod, you get an iTunes Music Store coupon you can use to save $50 when you purchase “The Complete U2,” a digital boxed-set that includes more than 400 songs and more than 25 rare and unreleased tracks.

I need to start pimpin' myself out...

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

The Fog

Why is it, whenever there is something worth catching with a camera, I forget to bring mine? In downtown El Paso- wait. Let me back track.

El Paso is (currently) experiencing fog. Its rare that we get fog, and this morning we got it like New England clam chowder thick. Driving into work was an adventure, literally hitting patches of fog like a wall was eerie. Once we rejoined Interstate 10 and continued west towards the radio station, I saw the new Morgan Stanley building lit up so beautifully I wanted to pull over and just stare at it. I figured that no one would stop in time if they thought I was in the road and would cause an accident so its a good thing I didn't stop.

I haven't had the air saturated with as much humidity since I was out in Corpus Christi. Right now (7:20am) the humidity is 100%, the temperature is 53 and the dew point is at 53. That means fog, kids. I remember when I was out in Corpus it was slightly rough to try and breathe in the high humidity, and walking outside reminded me of that. My shirt is also slightly sticky.

Once it lifts and there's pictures of it, I will post them.

Monday, October 25, 2004

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LII

If imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery, Michael Jackson must be beaming with joy- unless you're being mocked by Eminem highlighting all of your worst media published accomplishments in verse and music video. There's a link to view Eminem's music video Loose It on the page.

I feel really bad for every actor, musician and radio personality who has to live with the shame of receiving a star on the Walk of Fame after Godzilla. What does that say about the actors careers that receive it after this b-movie monster? The shame they must live with knowing a fictional creature made up of a Japanese man in a rubber suit got a recognition reserved for some of the finest actors in the business before they did?

Did you ever play Rollercoaster Tycoon? It was a popular PC game up until EA Entertainment released The Sims. I used to spend hours building rollercoaster designs that pushed the limits of the simulated park guest's stomachs and speed records. However, in real life, one real park is going to build something completely unbelievable. Six Flags Great Adventure will build one fucking huge rollercoaster.

Are you still having problems deciding who you are going to vote for on November 2nd? Maybe this site can offer you some help.

If anyone out there figures out which language this website is and why the little shit keeps stealing the cursor from the screen, please let me know.

A wise man once said "A man who can catch a fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything". It was either Confucius or it was Mr Miyagi, I don't care anymore. Hone your skills, grasshopper.

Now go wax my car.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Musings of a blind man

Every once in a while, you just have to laugh out loud. I drive my friend to work every morning. Its on my way into work, so I have no problem what so ever. We talk, mostly chit-chat, keeping our minds off work (like everyone else in a carpool) until the very end. While telling me about a movie premiere he was at last night, he asked the audience in the theater what the most ghetto thing they have taken to a theater to eat was. The number one most ghetto thing was fried chicken. Then, I steered the conversation around slightly.

I told Mike the story about our family back in the early to late 1980's. We always had cars, none of them had an air conditioner. So, on long trips, we would get a huge 1-2 gallon insulated thermos and fill it with icy cold tea, Kool-Aid or anything we could drop in there that would cool us down while we were driving around town without an AC. He amused me with stories about his parents Cordova and the fun he used to have with a marble and the window channel.

Almost to work he had me laughing my ass off. He told me the story about his grandparents buying a water-cooled window AC unit for his grandparents house. He had arrived at his grandparents to see his grandpa opening up the AC unit. Grandpa explained that the window AC came with only one pump, and thought two pumps would be better. So, he fidgeted and managed to get a second pump into the little AC unit. He plugged it back in and turned it on.

So, there Mike and one of his other cousins sit on the living room floor with the AC unit blowing nice cool humid air at them. Then they feel like they're sweating. Then they feel like their clothes are soaking wet. Their clothes were soaking wet, and so was the sofa in front of the AC unit, the carpet, and everything in the room. He was telling me:
It was like the living room turned into an indoor monsoon, everything got soaked, the sofa, the cushions, the floor, our clothes, it was a mess!

He said the humidity levels were so high clouds were forming along the ceiling and he swore he saw lightning strike up. I couldn't stop laughing.