STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LIV

People who know me know I use Mozilla as my web browser for its ease of use and of course, the tabbed browsing. Well, recently Mozilla released their latest and newest web browsing tool, Firefox. I strongly recommend you try it out for yourself. Hell, it's free and you'll love me for it! Click here for the download.

Using Firefox is great, especially when I am looking for the Strange Findings updates. This week's findings are good.

It's sad when athletes use steroids to gain an edge on the competition. You think the bums will notice they aren't free range, but chemically enhanced for flavor?

Do you think you have a problem? It it caused by frequent masturbation? Are you an oversexed pornstar that needs to give your co-star an earth shattering orgasm? Migraines? Maybe its cause you're orgasming too much... If you or anyone you know is suffering thru this, or any other sexually interesting ailment, send them to this website.

So here's a scenario: You're bored, you wanna get drunk but you don't have quality liquor. At your disposal is a Brita water purifying pitcher, one bottle of cheap vodka, one clean bottle (as large as the cheap vodka bottle, but not the cheap vodka's old bottle) some coffee grounds and some crackers. Your inner MacGyver kicks in and you decide to experiment.

I've worked in radio for a long time, almost 10 years now. It wasn't until recent that I started working with modern technology. What constitutes old? These pictures I found of old British radio stations fits the bill nicely. I remember the FM station had this kind of console, and I worked with one that looked similar to this set. Ancient technology, huh? It's still in use, and all that equipment is nearly 50 years old!

I doubt though, you can plug this into the old control boards back at the old KTSM building. I bet you could play Stairway to Heaven all night long on it...

Crank up your speakers. The Dirty Punk Fuckin Anarchy Machine is here to melt your frontal lobe!

Finally, I saw this and I nearly fell out of my chair. Dan Savage has a chapter about it in his book Skipping Towards Gomorrah toting the positives about it. Now, there's a book for children telling them the facts and truths about marijuana. Ive just tried for 10 minutes to try and think of something witty to say and I can't. Maybe after I take a hit I can think clearly.

Oh, yeah... That's the stuff...