Great. ANOTHER nickname to keep track of...

I've stumbled across afew kick-ass sites out there. The first site is The Canabis Cup Name Generator which if you are too baked to realize, will adorn you with your harvested Stoner name. Mine is Splifftastic Space Cadet.

-Don't try and regenerate a new name for you. You're stuck with what it gives you.

The next site I came across is close to my heart. Everyone in their lifetime has gone into a porno store and paroused thru the selections of fine viewing entertainment with such names as:

-The Debbie Does... Series
-Das Butt
-Jewel Raider (not to be confused with the movie or videogame of a similar title)
-The Cat Burglar -my personal favorite

Have you ever wondered about some of the other stupid titles out there? There's actually a list compiled out there called the 100 worst Porn movie titles and I have to say, I thankfully haven't seen any on the list.

Not that I have puropsely... gone and... Im not the one on trial here!

Ok, after that I have to redeem myself. You think you're better than me and my porn? Take this on. Lets see if you have done anything better at your age.

There. That made me feel better. No, wait. No it didn't... CRAP!