What were these people on when they thought of this buisness idea? More importantly, where can I get some of that stash?

I've heard of Tucows. I've heard of moo cows. Never, never would I have thought of leasing cows to residents of Switzerland for profit. It's sheer genius! You get all the benifits of an on-premise cow like milk, cheese, fertilizer and all the methane byproducts your nostrils can handle! These Sweedes are genius!