I need a brain massage

I took off my glasses and just rubbed the bridge of my nose and my forehead for about 5 minutes right now, and thought how cool it would have been to have someone else do that for me. When I stopped, I felt the most euphoric peace I haven't felt in months. I need to go to a spa or something to release my tension. I found this one online and its affordable. This one is much better. This one is more affordable, but alittle phallic for my taste. I think I saw an ad in a porno magazine for this one, only it was waterproof for some strange reason...

*GASP! MY BRAIN MASSAGER!

WOO HOO!!!