STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET LXIV

You know, you have it made when you get paid to drink all day. Wanna know the fastest way to get fired from that sort of dream job?

On some of the last remaining days Evelyn and Yolie were living here in El Paso, we went to have dinner at The Cracker Barrel in El Paso and bought some "Billy Bob Teeth" from their little store inside the restaurant. We drove around town wearing them, wax lips and would smile at the cars passing us. We aren't the only ones, and Dear God, wouldn't you know there's two pages of this stuff...

Why does this sound like a movie?

Speaking of movies, I knew about the remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory for some time, and am actually wanting to go see it. Apparently, some guys got in trouble for dressing as they normally do to see a screening of the movie. If it was me, I would have defaced something on the way out, or something destructive like that, not write an open letter to someone who wouldn't give two shits if you didn't see the film because you weren't taking children to see it.

Finally, something to make you smile today. I think it's time for these troops to head home. It looks like the heat has gone to their heads, but have to say that the tune is pretty damn catchy!