STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXXXI

Games are fun. The disturbing thing is I can't distinguish the difference between a marital aid and a dog toy. Does this mean I get to shop at Petsmart for all my play needs?

Remember when the worst thing that could happen to you at a National Park was have the Ranger chastise you for not cleaning up your campsite? Isn't this going a little far? Apparently Yogi's friend BooBoo was right when he said "The Ranger isn't gonna like it..."

Ok, Microsoft is going from media conglomerate to industrialist-insane inventor. What kind of downloadable data can you transfer with the touch of your hand? Think of the possibilities: Store countless amounts of porn in your brain, your illegally downloaded MP3s...

If I win the lotto, I want to travel the United States and find the uncommon in commonplace America.

What were the chef & kitchen managers thinking of when they thought of this? What, regular fat wasn't appetizing enough they had to dip it in chocolate? You have to wonder who the first poor schmuck was to eat it...
*gag*

While I was chewing the fat with people, I saw that even the comic book industry is outsourcing their characters to India. I don't know, I just think a Hindu Spiderman would be a little too easy to distinguish in a crowd, unless he hides in a parking garage full of taxi drivers...

Voyeurs...