What happens in Vegas might not stay in Vegas...

I mentioned in yesterday's update that I have imagined what it might be like if Joe & Ivette were to get married in Las Vegas. I have to say it doesn't look good and the more I think about it, the more it seems feasable.

Lets start from the begining. Ivette's dream wedding involved getting married at the Star Trek Experience on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-D. This means for most of the wedding guests, the limit imposed on the ceremony is 45 people. This, and the fact that it's a trip out of town for a wedding to take place will eliminate everyone but the closest of friends and family from going to the event.

So lets get to the meat of the story. Not to air out dirty laundry, but Joe and Ivette tend to disagree with eachother from time to time. Odds are, in my daydream they are arguing about something rather simple, such as time or where they are staying in relation to the Star Trek Experience. The friends around the bickering love birds convince eachother to go into the replica bridge for the wedding, only to have Joe get cold feet and run.

On a trek, Jesus and myself corral Joe and try to get him to at least marry Ivette at the Chapel of Love. Regardless of having a gun to his back and no escape, Joe still says he refuses to marry when the time to exchange vows happens. Frustrated, everyone in the weddingparty disband and roam the Vegas strip on their own.

• Ivette, manically depressed and bawling at the top of her lungs is being chased by security in the fountains of the Bellagio
• Belen returns to the Star Trek Experience and takes a klingon for a spin in the ready room
• Joe is wandering around Caesars Palace mall
• Jesus is inside Luxor staring at the celing wondering in a drunken stupor how the building is standing on its own
• I am riding the rollercoasters ontop of the Stratosphere throwing things off the side while no one is looking

Yeah. I can see it unfolding like a Mastercard commercial now:

• Spending a week in a hotel room along the Vegas strip:$210 online
• Renting 20 minutes of an attraction for a wedding: $700 booked in advance
• Kidnapping a klingon, Cleopatra & several clowns from various casinos and getting everyone in the court arrested for lewd, licivious conduct and other various charges that can withstand in the Nevada judicial system: Priceless