TERROR ALERT LEVEL ORANGE: WATCH FOR FLYING ORANGES

Well, today is my last full day at Newschannel 9, and I have to say I am sad that Im leaving after today. Im not sad that I will be sleeping in late again, resting blissfully at home, but I will be sad that I didn't stay longer and be more productive in the newsroom. Im also sad I won't be here with friends that I made, but luckilly, they will remain friends long after I leave...

Good ol' whats his name, and her, with the reporting she does, and that guy with that camera who takes the pictures that makes the whole world sing. They will all be missed.

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