I've had a taste, now I want the full dish

Yesterday, as promised I went and hunted down a couple of Ford Mustangs and I fell in love with one. It was the fully loaded V6 model, Red with a wing in the back and power everything. They offered me a deal I almost took, but it was the first car I looked at and was unable to compare it to others. I doubt it will be gone tomorrow once I finish my shopping. Lets see what happens today.

Drivers...

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I guess Im kinda guilty about not cleaning my room as often as I should, but I was working 3 months non-stop and couldn't clean everything or put things in their place as I should have. This guy however never cleaned and look what happens when filth attacks...

Ok, many of you missed out on buying me a Christmas gift, but my birthday is coming soon in March. Better start saving now... Or, this might be more affordable...

I used to work at Newschannel 9 as their Weekend Assignments Editor, and I was responsible for telling reporters that their story idea was good or bad. Where was the editor in charge at this paper? I admit to shaving my legs, but if I were to wax my bikini area, I'd look alittle bald somewhere...

Thats just weird.

I over did it at the gym

Wow, if I ever feel like that again, shoot me before I start! Machismo. 100% pure testosterone was responsible for my stupidity, I saw everyone else working out hard and I guess I didn't want to look like a wuss so I worked out "normally". Bad move. Halfway thru my routine, I felt "the wall" and stopped. I quickly made my way to the car and nearly collapsed. I stayed in my car with the windows down for 20 minutes catching my breath and resting.

Im stupid, I know. I seem to remember I did this the last time I was at the gym. I guess I never learn.

Today Im starting my search for a new car or truck. Yeah, a truck. As much as I don't like them, I want a vehicle with rear wheel drive and can't get that in much anything else than Mustangs, Crown Victorias, Miatas, and most SUV's including GMC/ Chevy & Ford trucks. Let's see what happens!

Drivers...

I don't see it, others see it but I don't and I have the original...

Evelyn and her mom have both sworn to have seen an image in a picture of the three of us outside Andy's Kitchen in Corpus Christi, where Yolie is to my left, Evelyn to my right and it's roughly 7pm. The image on Evelyn's computer shows a figure above Yolie's fist and it's apparently plain as day. I've taken a look at my original untouched photo and see nothing but the pillar of the building behind us. The picture of the touched photo (enhanced to see detail) is already online.

Ive posted it, see for yourself.

4 days off and boy am I relaxed

I would love to have another 4 days off, but I have to wait untill wednesday again. These past 4 days have been benificial for me, Ive rested and felt better. It also helps that Im starting to take blood pressure medicine and Im sleeping better. Tomorrow I hit the gym so this is going to be fun.

Im tired so I will keep it brief. Have a good night, voyeurs.

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I would have just updated 26 with these, but I think these stand up on their own. I think you'll agree.

Ok, first off, I went to the doctors office for a folow-up visit and was checked out to be ok. However, I couldn't help but wonder what they do while you're waiting in the exam rooms for the doc...

One of the things told to me by the doc was I needed to go back to the gym, so I re-enrolled. It was a good special.

I guess this is out of the question, though, the doc wants me on the go, but not like this! Check out the antequated computer resting in the cradle. It makes my Panasonic Toughbook look like a Sony Vaio...

Looking to put an end to the holidays on a high note? Too bad. This test is just alittle too hard.

That oughta learn ya...

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There are times where I just wish that one car that hit one of the neighbor kids years ago finished him off. Oh hell its past the holidays so I can actually say that. Im irked about the little fucker cause the parents bought the little bastard a powered scooter and screams down the block for hours untill the little shit runs out of gas. I wanted one at one point, but hearing them makes me change my mind.

You know, church is alot different than I remembered it to be...

I just love this. I just don't know if its a cheezy French accent or some other strange attempt on disguising a voice, but its extremely entertaining.

People, people! Pick on something your own size!

I honestly don't care what two consenting people do in their home, but this list is kinda hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at #10...

That's all for now, voyeurs. be back later!

MERRY CHRISTMAS



Merry Christmas Voyeurs.

Twas the day before Christmas

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house,
my dog Xena was prowling, protecting the house
The stockings had runs, thanks to Nikki's fun without care
and I ran thru the house, nude, naked, bare

Untill at the door, the garage one, it did open
I grabbed for my boxers, right side in I was hope'n
I threw on a shirt and some shorts I thought matched
I put on two shoes, one brown and one black

I went to the door and unlocked the latch
I threw open the storm door and checked my shirt tag
And what did I see in my garage space?
Some fat man with unusual speed, dexterity & grace

His face was round, wind-blown and red
his clothes were the same, covered in bugs, all dead
His boots were worn down and missing their soles
His pants were no better, the crotch had a hole

He made his way in, heading straight for the tree
He met first the coffee table, with his left knee
He cursed and cussed and made such a tinkle
I thought to myself "This is Kris Kringle?"

He grabbed for the gift in his greying sack
not caring too much he tossed it to the back
it landed with a thud next to the one wrapped in black,
the one with holes that hissed, Grandma wrapped up her cat...

With a scratch of his ass and a gulp of warm milk
he parused through the kitchen to see what he could bilk
Grabbing the pudding some 3 weeks old
and the plate of brisket already covered in mold

He went back to his sleigh, and hooked to the right
the reindeer must be blind, or senile at night
they hit the street light, taking it out
along with Dasher, Prancer and Donner's left snout

They recovered altitude almost hitting my car
but hit the neighbor's tree, they didn't get far
As they fell to the street, Santa's words I heard him say:
"Goddamn you flying assholes, you ruined my sleigh!"

Merry Christmas Voyeurs!

The Waiting

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Where's your holiday spirit, you worthless sack of crap!?

Wal-Mart. That's pretty much all I have to say, but if you want the near-blow by blow, here it goes. I got a haircut today. That is to say I waited 40 minutes for a haircut today. After sitting next to two Ritalin-needy childeren in the waiting area, I got one but decided I needed a few items from Wal-Mart that I didn't want to wait until next week to get. You know, people wonder why I have brain troubles, this is an indication...

So, I head to Wally-World. I indicate I want a parking space and someone else grabs it from under me. The whore then flips me off! Well, I nearly t-bone the bitch but regretably didn't. She sees me later on in the parkinglot as I find a closer spot. As I get out of the car I flip her off and within earshot call her a cunt. I smile knowing I have a better parking than her and walk inside and do my shopping. I leave and forget all about her until now.

This is kinda therapeutic.

TERROR ALERT LEVEL ORANGE: WATCH FOR FLYING ORANGES

Well, today is my last full day at Newschannel 9, and I have to say I am sad that Im leaving after today. Im not sad that I will be sleeping in late again, resting blissfully at home, but I will be sad that I didn't stay longer and be more productive in the newsroom. Im also sad I won't be here with friends that I made, but luckilly, they will remain friends long after I leave...

Good ol' whats his name, and her, with the reporting she does, and that guy with that camera who takes the pictures that makes the whole world sing. They will all be missed.

Viewers...

Do you think it was radioactive dye they pumped thru me?
MIKE SMASH TO FIND OUT!!!

Yeah, ok so Im back from being brain-scanned. I think the only thing they didn't do was do an anal probe cause they did almost everything else to me. I kinda felt like I was in the airport, they couldn't find any veins in me to inject the dye so they had to take off my shoe and inject me thru a vein in my foot! Yes, it hurts as much as it sounds.

So, right now I glow an eerie fluorescent pink, and Im clueless untill monday at the earliest as to what is happening in my mellon and my ankle hurts. I called about the blood test and got more of the same thing.

I think Tom Petty sang it best when he said the waiting is the hardest part.

I have this voracious need to scream like the Hulk and throw something, or climb a wall like a radioactive spider-like man...

Put my mind at ease, huh?

Ok, here's the deal, I went to the doctor yesterday and was told that I had high blood pressure which was contributing to the headaches in the morning. Durring a side test I was told that I have a weakness in the left side of my body, and cause of that, I will need an MRI of my brain just so they can rule out things.

My mind at ease, huh?

Turn your head and cough, please

Yeah, its about time I go get one, Im going to see the doctor and get a check-up to make sure Im ok. Im exhausted, so I can already scratch that off the list, but other things like a still sore throat & a possible problem with my thyroid troubles me. Today's check-up will just put my mind at ease.

Voyeurs...

Every time I look at those TV spots...

I wanna go insane. I keep seeing the commercials for the last year Chevy Cavalier. If I had known back in 2000 that I wouldn't be buying another Chevy, I would have never signed up for that stupid GM Mastercard. Its almost maxed out and I only have $80 in GM cash points...

Rip-off...

I'm sorry, did we wake you?


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Yeah, we woke your sorry ass up. Face the music.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Im starting to feel better

Im still sleeping like Rip Van Winkle but Im feeling alittle better. I think people are right when they say its stress & a lack of days off contributing to this ill health. As much as I love my jobs I don't think I can keep them up much longer. Its a shame too, I really love both jobs...

Im stuck at a quandry, voyeurs...

Maybe its cause I have no days off

Symptoms:
Light headedness
Few bowel movments
Hot flashes
Dry throat
Aches

Crap... Im pregnant...

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I wouldn't be updating Strange Findings with one link unless I thought it was pretty good. This is pretty good.

Untill next time!

Man, I don't know what's wrong

It may be exhaustion. I have been going to sleep at 2pm, waking at 6pm, sleeping at 8:45pm and waking up at 3:40am to cycle all over again. Im tired, achy and kinda weak. My throat is always dry and my sinuses are draining alittle. I feel the best after a shower and nap.

Im cranky, I need a bottle...

It's the most wonderful time of the year?

Holiday shopping really isn't the best time of year anywhere. I braved the malls today getting Joe & Ivette their gifts that were kinda easy to find. I just need to get Evelyn's & Yolie's gifts and I will be done. No screwing around with last minute purchases this time.

It's windy outside right now. Theres a front blowing its way thru, and weathermen all over are saying it may rain some tonight. I think they are all full of it, but what do I know, Im not a weatherman...

Well, Im surfing the internet and eating lunch. It's the Mama Cass Special: Ham Sandwich.

Eaters...

Alison Krauss & Union Station



I went to go see her in concert last night, and if you haven't heard her voice, you don't know what you're missing. When she played the song When You Say Nothing At All, no one in the Abraham Chavez Theater spoke, coughed or uttered a word untill the last note finished echoing off the acoustic tiles...

I loved it audiophiles...

BLIMP ATTACK

Maybe Mr. Burns [The Simpsons] had something going there when he required his nuclear power plant to practice Blimp Attack drills...


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It would have been hilarious if it had been a hot air balloon of Godzilla...

This has been bothering me for obvious reasons...

*sigh* This isn't gonna be a tasteful entry in the blog. Have you ever been in a hurry when using the restrooms at work, that when you need the toilet paper to roll out, only 4 fucking sheets of paper roll out and tears off all by itself? Who the fuck uses only 4 sheets of TP? Have you also seemed to notice that the TP always cuts 4 sheets especially if you're in a hurry?

Ugh, it's been bothering me for a while now...

this just in...

I was chastized last night for not updating my blog. Yolie will make her graceful appearance this next week, which will be nice to see her again, even though I saw her 3 weeks ago... Kristoph's, here we come!

This week has been alittle hectic at the station, my supervisor is out on vacation, and Im doing his job and mine at the same time. I luckilly have everything under control, but I would like some time to myself. The few things that keep me going are the facts that Im paying off credit card bills faster, and I can get a down payment for a new car going soon.

What do you think, should I go for practicality, or sensless speed?

Voyeurs...

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Ok, we have alot of stuff to work with this time, so try to keep up.

I bought Super Mario Advance 4 Super Mario Bros. 3 for Gameboy Advance and I started reminicing about the first time I played the game. I hated it in school when this one guy names Jens would tout that he could finish a brand new game in like 2 or 3 days. This guy has him beat.

There's just something haunting about these images. Reminds me of the last set of pictures created by photographing train cars.

Ok, you're just stupid if you ever did this, but I don't think this kid got it thru his thick skull until now...

Geeks. Do they have to announce it to the world?

I might end up putting this on my blog.

I am sooo going to hell for this one...

Did a co-worker get under your skin lately? Did they take that last donut in the box, take more vacation days than they said forcing you to do more work? Fuck them over. It's fun.

Man, now we're getting dirty...

Wow. Im wondering what deranged, sexually deprived, psychopathic individual would buy this? where's my credit card...

Here's some gift ideas for that hard to shop for adorable little hellion in the family.

I have found a simulator online that acurately shows the difference between a male orgasm and a female orgasm.

Gay Heavy Metal at its Hardest. Why? I ask why? WHY?

And now I leave you with this sobering picture.

Voyeurs...