Wednesday, August 25, 2004

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXXXVI
-non PETA friendly version

When you overbreed an animal, genetic makeup starts to resemble mascara running down a wet face. As a result, certain genetic defects occur. At what point do you stop? Apparently these people didn't. Anyone want a full breed retarded cat?

A few SFFTI back, I pondered the environmental impact between wind power and hydroelectricity. This guy is definitely thinking inside the hampster box. Now if they could only harness the tremor-power of a chihuahua...

Do you have an adorable little whelp who is just NUTS about bunnies? Does their obsessive activity border on psychotic episodes and cause needless sleepless nights thinking of the perfect gift rabbit? Look no more. Its the Bunny of the Month Club! Anyone from Transylvania? Adore Frankenstein? Hell, dress your other stuffed animals with a cute bunny suit! Go nuts imagining your own creations, like nuclear weapons victim bunny, or odd pagan skull bunny! The possibilities are endless!

Keeping with the rabbit theme, how about some classic films recreated by rabbits AT rabbit speed? At 30 Second Bunny Theater, enjoy such cinematic masterpieces as Titanic, Jaws, The Exorcist and Alien. Grab some popcorn or your favorite movie themed stuffed toy, like this adorable item from the movie Jaws, complete with no ARMS...

Marvel at the wonders of weather and tornadic activity with this interactive game. Why add it to my list of PETA disapproved sites? Simply put: Flying cows. Search their other games and interactive learning!

This guy has an addicting little flash game where you just annoy him until he... nah, I won't spoil it.

Finally, try your hand at fighting off a virus that stays one step ahead of you. I've been playing it for 2 hours and loose every time! I warn you, its addicting!

Now, don't blame me if you don't get your work done...

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