STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXXXV

It's back to school time across the country, and locally. You might have already seen advertisements flooding the air waves about all the back to school sales and special promotions, which has become somewhat of a quasi-holiday-reason to spend more money than you should. That, coupled with this guy has me reliving my high school days and HATING math and all associated word problems with a passion. I liked my puzzles a little on the dumber shade of difficult.

Now if that didn't get to you enough, there is a new study out saying coffee is linked to... Um... What is that word.... Hold on, it'll come to me...

Maybe this is the reason the jocks from my old school always drank, they figured they'd get better grades... Where's my flask...

The question has always been "Would a rose, under any different name still smell as sweet?" and for the longest time, the same could be said about women's faces. Could a person's name dictate how the brain associates beauty? Well, simple test: Imagine in your mind a woman by the name of Sarah. Now imagine a woman with the name of Hortence. Ok, lets throw a monkey wrench into the equation. What if they were bald?

Some guys are born lucky. Some are born rich. Some... Well... What do you bill this guy to be? Horny? Stupid? Unlucky? Dumbass?

GET BACK TO WORK, SLACKERS!