STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXXVI

Sit back & enjoy these guys, they're another set of gems...

"Im sorry ma'am, your nether-regions are protected lands from us piercers. Try Virginia..."

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Should you be concerned? Yes, you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
-You people are idiots.

Concerned about gays marrying? Move to Portland, Oregon & never worry about ANYONE marrying again!

Apple's Music Store is making a killing since they introduced their first iPod to the public afew years ago. Millions of iPods & newer versions of their MP3 players later, Wal-Mart, the white-trash capitol of retail chains is offering $.88 music downloads. Maybe those downloaders of music are going online with Wal-Mart's $200 computer running Lindows. There's a problem, though. Wal-Mart's computer cannot access their downloads, Lindows is a Linux based Operating system that looks like Microsoft Windows...

Before Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of the Christ hit theaters, all sorts of entertainment reports said that this movie would clear the way for future religious themed movies to be released. The one thing they didn't mention was the re-release of past classics. It should hit theaters on & around Good Friday.
*sniff* I love the smell of sacrilege in the morning.

Finally, to round out this list of movies, ever want to see The Exorcist at rabbit speed by rabbits? Check it out.

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