Im back, what'd I miss?

Um, ok, what the hell happened to the Miners? I leave town for one week and they go to WAC finals? Martha Stewart found guilty on all charges, rain hits El Paso when Im not there and what is the deal with people at TV stations calling my vacationing ass thinking I gave a crap about news when I was driving down Ocean Drive?

I digress. I will post pictures of the hilarity.