Saturday, February 25, 2006

OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED THE GT! YOU BASTARDS!

0 to hard-on instantly
R.I.P. 2004-2007


Well, it was expected. Ford was only going to produce the Ford GT for a short time. Within that time, it has been one of the most sought after cars in the world, and even featured in both Gran Turismo 4 & in Ford Racing 2. It is to say, that the Ford GT is stepping aside to let an old friend step back into the picture as well.

Anyone have change for an arm and a leg?
2007 Shelby Mustang


Ford wasn't going to rest on its laurels with the GT. They want to bring back the muscle to muscle cars. You cannot look at this drop dead gorgeous Shelby and not drool uncontrollably. It is truly the stuff that dreams are made of.

With this said, I earnestly believe that if you have enough money to buy a Ford GT, you should have enough common sense not to "hot-dog" the car too badly. Come on, I know what you're saying "When you had your Mustang, Mike, you drove the wheels off of it". Rightfully so. I drove the car within its limits. All I am saying is, maybe if you bought a $200,000 dream machine like a Ford GT, you show more restraint than this complete dickhead.

Cry hard


Cry really hard


The plastic hasn't been removed from the seats!!!!


You know, alternate angles don't help much with the PAIN


... speechless... What a dickhead...


Not that you'll pay attention to this bit of text after those tear-inducing pictures, but this dickhead owned this car for 2 days. Purchased from a dealership in Kansas, this car had an astounding 000,009 miles on the odometer. Yes, that's right, 9 miles were on the odometer when this incredibly fucked up dunderpate decided to mash the gas (and front clip) into a pole. No indication of injuries were said, but you know his heart was broken into little, FORD GT SIZED PIECES SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FUCKING BRIDGE THIS HAPPENED ON.

I wonder if he's willing to part with the rims...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Only time will tell when your Neon will end up like the GT pics. Ill be there to take the pictures too!