Things you shouldn't do

There are just some things you shouldn't do, even if you have to do them. It's like asking a fat woman how many months pregnant she is, when for that split second before her knee makes contact with what will soon be left of your crotch that you realize she's just had too many helpings of lasagna.

I had to go to Wal-Mart this evening. Yeah, yeah I know what I said about Wal-Mart the other day as being the white-trash capitol of retail chains, that still didn't mean I couldn't avoid going there. I really need to better prepare myself for the scenes I saw. Women nearly 40 who still dress as if they were gang members, kids screaming "mami mami mami mami mami mami mami mami mami" all down the isles, other kids running around grabing things and placing them into the carts of their parents, jumping out infront of you, battling for parking, idiots at the checkout who don't buy half the items in their carts...

I need to stop going to Wal-Mart durring paydays...

Attack of the killer lasagna

Caution was thrown to the wind afew months back when we got the courage to try and make lasagna ourselves. It was a delicious attempt with few improvments here and there with spices and ingredients. One incarnation was well over 9 lbs of cheese, meat & noodles. We make it in a pan that could double for a cake pan 9X6X3.

It's gargantuan, so it stands to reason that after we bake it, we have lunch & dinner for almost a week out of the sucker. It also stands to reason its because of it's unweilding size we make it every few weeks to a month apart from its last so we don't get sick of it, and we don't waste it making new. I tried my hand at it while vacationing in Corpus Christi, there were no prisoners.

I mention this in today's entry because Im kinda hungry & I want a slice of it for lunch. It seems like no matter how many times you take a piece, its still the same size... It's truly one killer lasagna.

-I wonder how many carbs & calories it has...

Epiphany of the week

Ok, lets follow me on this, its kinda easy to see.

1900 - Steam powered cars
1910 - Victorian Guilding
1920 - Flapper Dresses
1930 - Deridgibles
1940 - Rube Goldberg-like inventions
1950 - Poodle Skirts
1960 - Flower-powered Hippie Mobiles
1970 - CB Radios
1980 - Pastel colored Miami-Vice like suits
1990 - Laser Discs (large 12" size)
2000 - Blogging?

Could it be that the fad of the millenia is blogging?

Nostradomii...

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXXVI

Sit back & enjoy these guys, they're another set of gems...

"Im sorry ma'am, your nether-regions are protected lands from us piercers. Try Virginia..."

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Should you be concerned? Yes, you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
-You people are idiots.

Concerned about gays marrying? Move to Portland, Oregon & never worry about ANYONE marrying again!

Apple's Music Store is making a killing since they introduced their first iPod to the public afew years ago. Millions of iPods & newer versions of their MP3 players later, Wal-Mart, the white-trash capitol of retail chains is offering $.88 music downloads. Maybe those downloaders of music are going online with Wal-Mart's $200 computer running Lindows. There's a problem, though. Wal-Mart's computer cannot access their downloads, Lindows is a Linux based Operating system that looks like Microsoft Windows...

Before Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of the Christ hit theaters, all sorts of entertainment reports said that this movie would clear the way for future religious themed movies to be released. The one thing they didn't mention was the re-release of past classics. It should hit theaters on & around Good Friday.
*sniff* I love the smell of sacrilege in the morning.

Finally, to round out this list of movies, ever want to see The Exorcist at rabbit speed by rabbits? Check it out.

Viewers...

Been alittle busy this week

Theres some changes to come next week at work, so I haven't been updating as frequently as I would like to, or what Im used to. Things will smoothen out after about a week, so look for more updates. Tomorrow's going to be hellish, I guarantee it.

I will update if I can.