Wednesday, November 29, 2006

...ERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A M...

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS (aw, how nice) WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS (ok, stop it) WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY (I said stop it) CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS (WHY wont you STOP IT?) WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS (Oh, come on!) WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS...

GAAAAAAH!!! MAKE IT STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF CAKE!

Are you starting to feel like this?

Not yet?

Have you started to listen to your favorite radio station, only to find they have switched COMPLETELY to Christmas?

You don't mind, you say?

Wow.

I'd love to hear from you a week from now when you openly complain to a passenger in your car "Oh, I forgot, they're playing Christmas music until the 1st of the year".

I didn't used to be like this. I loved Christmas music, and the holidays. It just gets to you after a week of listening to the same music again and again. It has to do with where you work. Here at the radio station, we have our AC station playing Christmas tunes until the end of the year. This is nice if you are the person who really loves Christmas music during the holidays. For the rest of us who's attention span is fewer than 6 songs, or the iPod generation who's constant shuffle presents them with a definite change every song, this is a problem.

Everyone here at the radio station is already sick of the Christmas crap.

YES IT IS CRAP.

We are all sick and tired of hearing it.

But we are doing it for the listeners.

We are doing it for the people who love the music and play it all day.

We are doing it for the ones who can't get enough of the Christmas spirit.

We are doing it...

Hmmm. That's all I got.

Yeah. We are doing it.

Jeez.

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS...

No, really, make it stop.

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