STRANGE FINDINGS FRTOM THE INTERNET XXXVI
Im kicking it old school this time!

Im going retro on you freaks today. Remember back in elementary school when you would play on the playground (and not beat up kids) the songs you'd sing? Prior to hearing N.W.A. they were the worst things you could conceive of uttering. This website has many a classic, like this one:

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She took it 'round the corner
To teach it how to...

ODPS (The Online Dictionary of Playground Slang, Songs and Poetry) is chalked full of these little gems parents & teachers wish you could forget again.

Ive been collecting comic books since I was a freshman in high school. In that time, I have had the best that comics could offer, X-Men, Wolverine, Gen 13, Frank Miller comics... They were (in my view) a great time for comics. I even had some retro comics from Batman & X-Men that had obscure words. Well, this site has every goofy word ever used in a comic and which comic it came from. MMM...

Sticking with this theme, does everyone remember the movie Batman Forever, where the Batman we knew played by Michael Keaton turned into a softer, more cartoon-like self-loathing sexaholic played by Val Kilmer? Beyond that, Edward Nigma created "The Box", a device that projects TV images into a person's frontal lobe. It looks like science took a page from the movies and created this.

They're watching us, you know. Aliens. They are monitoring our thoughts. Bart Simpson worried about Major League Baseball watching him & gathering sports data, but aliens are watching us for potentially more devious reasons. This site has recorded accounts by kids who say aliens are invading our thoughts. For a detailed explination on how to make your own thought sheild, check this out, see examples & protect yoursefl!
-Man, why is it all the abductees look like they were hit by the tractor beam & dragged a few feet?

Isn't this a direct violation of one of the 10 Commandments? We're all going to Hell in a handbasket.

I have two more, but Im being monitored by those aliens...

Abductees...