STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET - PICTURE OF THE WEEK

Can you see whats wrong with this picture?



Here's a hint: Its not inside...
To see the original photo, visit Pleasanton Realestate, East Bay area, Ca. This picture is the third photo submitted.

Did I choose to forget?

I don't think I did. Last night, I had a call from Yolie and Evelyn and we caught up on each others lives and as always laughed our asses off. The one thing I am surprised I chose to forget about one of the last nights Yolie and her husband Teddy were in town. It was late and we wanted food. Not many options were open, so we went to Pizza Hut for some food. We sat, we talked, we did naughty things to the condiments at the table.

There was just one thing that I guess I chose to block out of my memory. After sitting and talking about Yolie's habits and quirks, conversation went to the time she embarrassed me at Applebees. Her husband was laughing his ass off, and you could see in his eyes "What have I married" rolling over and over. Then, for reasons unknown, a silence came over us. We all went back to eating our food when I knew I was starting to get full. So I forced a burp out.

Loud.

From Yolie's description of that night, my eyes were half closed in a glazed over orgasmic light and the burp registered clearly through the restaurant, which was undergoing renovation which made it echo just right. There was literally a hush that befell the other diners seated around us as I turned to look at Teddy sitting on the opposite side of the table, his eyes wide and in disbelief. There was that half second where everything was calm and quiet. It was like time stood still right before the sense came back to me and I realized that the burp was much louder than I anticipated.

I remember saying "Oh my God" and covering up my mouth real quick, but I soon lost it when Yolie started laughing. My laughter was contagious, soon Teddy & Lupe were in hysterics. Through my laughter, all I could hear is Teddy saying "dude" and Yolie saying "that was loud" and "that's so unlike you" in the middle of their laughter. Afterwards, as we got into the car, Teddy had asked if that's how it was like when Yolie did it to us in the parking lot. I said yes, but only louder and deeper.

He said wow, got into the drivers seat and as he turned over the engine, I told Teddy he was a lucky man to have Yolie in his life, and how he has many of those moments to look forward to.

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXXXVI
-non PETA friendly version

When you overbreed an animal, genetic makeup starts to resemble mascara running down a wet face. As a result, certain genetic defects occur. At what point do you stop? Apparently these people didn't. Anyone want a full breed retarded cat?

A few SFFTI back, I pondered the environmental impact between wind power and hydroelectricity. This guy is definitely thinking inside the hampster box. Now if they could only harness the tremor-power of a chihuahua...

Do you have an adorable little whelp who is just NUTS about bunnies? Does their obsessive activity border on psychotic episodes and cause needless sleepless nights thinking of the perfect gift rabbit? Look no more. Its the Bunny of the Month Club! Anyone from Transylvania? Adore Frankenstein? Hell, dress your other stuffed animals with a cute bunny suit! Go nuts imagining your own creations, like nuclear weapons victim bunny, or odd pagan skull bunny! The possibilities are endless!

Keeping with the rabbit theme, how about some classic films recreated by rabbits AT rabbit speed? At 30 Second Bunny Theater, enjoy such cinematic masterpieces as Titanic, Jaws, The Exorcist and Alien. Grab some popcorn or your favorite movie themed stuffed toy, like this adorable item from the movie Jaws, complete with no ARMS...

Marvel at the wonders of weather and tornadic activity with this interactive game. Why add it to my list of PETA disapproved sites? Simply put: Flying cows. Search their other games and interactive learning!

This guy has an addicting little flash game where you just annoy him until he... nah, I won't spoil it.

Finally, try your hand at fighting off a virus that stays one step ahead of you. I've been playing it for 2 hours and loose every time! I warn you, its addicting!

Now, don't blame me if you don't get your work done...

Yesterday sucked

Well, my mom was in a traffic accident yesterday at lunchtime. Theres an issue with the insurance companies and they'll be battled for a while. She's ok.

This morning finds me driving the Ranger, my mom doesnt want to (and I dont blame her in west El Paso traffic) drive it, so she is in the Mustang. I got the new mount for my XM radio and have it mounted, but now, along with the convertible top button, the cigarette lighter broke. Its the sun and the thin plastic moldings. The sun is making them brittle.

Maybe I should never say never

I did a few things this weekend I didn't think I would do. Among washing and finally cleaning off the Gatorade I spilled on the dashboard (yes dashboard) and polishing the windows, I actually replaced the broken panel off the Mustang with zip-ties. Its a temporary fix for it, but I couldn't go another day with it looking like shit. Another thing I did was I jerry-rigged the laptop. I strapped the connector down securely, so it should be good for a while. Its what Im using to publish this blog entry.

Today will be a productive day, I should be receiving a bolt-on bracket for my XM Radio today. The two-sided tape finally came off the other day and its [XM receiver] been sitting in the shifter area, out of sight. The new bracket will mount it high and visible. It will be an easy install.

I hope...