Hitting extremely close to home (revised)

A security guard was arrested from Valley View Middle & Del Valle High for theft of $40K worth of school & office equipment. Also arrested was the suspect's daughter, his wife is currently being sought for questioning but has not been found.

STRANGE FINDINGS FRTOM THE INTERNET XXXVI
Im kicking it old school this time!

Im going retro on you freaks today. Remember back in elementary school when you would play on the playground (and not beat up kids) the songs you'd sing? Prior to hearing N.W.A. they were the worst things you could conceive of uttering. This website has many a classic, like this one:

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She took it 'round the corner
To teach it how to...

ODPS (The Online Dictionary of Playground Slang, Songs and Poetry) is chalked full of these little gems parents & teachers wish you could forget again.

Ive been collecting comic books since I was a freshman in high school. In that time, I have had the best that comics could offer, X-Men, Wolverine, Gen 13, Frank Miller comics... They were (in my view) a great time for comics. I even had some retro comics from Batman & X-Men that had obscure words. Well, this site has every goofy word ever used in a comic and which comic it came from. MMM...

Sticking with this theme, does everyone remember the movie Batman Forever, where the Batman we knew played by Michael Keaton turned into a softer, more cartoon-like self-loathing sexaholic played by Val Kilmer? Beyond that, Edward Nigma created "The Box", a device that projects TV images into a person's frontal lobe. It looks like science took a page from the movies and created this.

They're watching us, you know. Aliens. They are monitoring our thoughts. Bart Simpson worried about Major League Baseball watching him & gathering sports data, but aliens are watching us for potentially more devious reasons. This site has recorded accounts by kids who say aliens are invading our thoughts. For a detailed explination on how to make your own thought sheild, check this out, see examples & protect yoursefl!
-Man, why is it all the abductees look like they were hit by the tractor beam & dragged a few feet?

Isn't this a direct violation of one of the 10 Commandments? We're all going to Hell in a handbasket.

I have two more, but Im being monitored by those aliens...

Abductees...

What a difference 700 miles makes

Today was one of those days where you just got out of bed at nearly noon, meander out of bed and just relax. The weather was such that I had the top down all day & was so sweet. Weather in (lets say) Corpus Christi was horrendous.


I think I know that guy...

Water up to doors, entire intersections flooded completely, people using boats & canoes to go down the street? Gimme El Paso anyday...

Migraines suck

Ive had a migraine for most of this afternoon & evening. It went away when I took my bloodpressure medicine...

It hurt.

Your update here________________

Yeah, I know, I should be updating more often, but since buying that damn set of Fleetwood Mac CDs I havent been able to tear myself away from them Hell, right now I am listening to the Rumours CD while playing ping pong from SFFTI 30. Interesting, to say the least, trying to concentrate on the game and singing to songs...

I promise more updates more frequently.