ITS GODZILLA! RUN!
Have you ever suppressed a bit of laughter so much, your face turned red and you nearly passed out? Have you ever had to stifle that little joke festering on the tip of your tongue so that people don't know what kind of jerk you really are? I swear I am never taking Evelyn, Yolie and Lupe out for sushi EVER AGAIN.
It started off innocently enough, we sat down, ordered our plates & the meal started off nicely. Evelyn really liked the sushi she ordered, I absolutely loved my order, Yolie hers. It was around the time we were finishing off our plates when things started to go downhill fast. Yolie was the first to open up and attempt to speak Japanese, within earshot of our hosts... Embarrassment wasn't going to be too far behind, but luckily and thankfully, nothing was heard.
For some reason- that which I will never know, she started laughing and she said something close to "What would happen if I said 'Godzilla'?" to which I said "Don't you fucking dare". We both laughed it off, until a rather large man walked into the restaurant. Evelyn and I were facing the doors & we both saw him walk in, just as we finished talking about Godzilla.
This is wrong, I know, I am going to hell for this along with other offenses. Evelyn looked at the guy at the same time I did, my eyes grew huge and I tried hard to suppress the laughter. Evelyn motioned for Yolie to turn around, to which she started laughing hard. I was seriously trying to contain it deep within me, but Evelyn just couldn't stop. She started making Godzilla-like noises softly within earshot of me. I was starting to turn red I was holding back the laughter so hard. We left the sushi bar shortly after getting our total. I might not be able to go back after that.
Its not me, honest!
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Sushi time again
Well, tomorrow is Evelyn's last day back in town until the wedding, so I do believe this evening we are going to go have ourselves some sushi. Yolie hinted she wanted to go get some yesterday and who am I to say no to a good restaraunt. It ought to be a nice little hoorah for Ev as we send her back home.
This should be fun!
Well, tomorrow is Evelyn's last day back in town until the wedding, so I do believe this evening we are going to go have ourselves some sushi. Yolie hinted she wanted to go get some yesterday and who am I to say no to a good restaraunt. It ought to be a nice little hoorah for Ev as we send her back home.
This should be fun!
Monday, June 14, 2004
I hate the weekends
No, not my personal weekends, but the weekends where people come in and use my studios and control room and fuck around with the HVAC units in here. As it is, the Clearchannel building is fucked up in its design and flawed in its ducting. Im sure if there was a fire on one end of the building, toxic smoke would prevent us from ever having a ghost of a chance escape out the back doors here on the other end.
Over the weekend, the chairs are out of place, the papers found on the set are scattered, headphones are askew in their drawer, barely contained in their respective boxes, the computer has odd log-in screen names, the computer is out of place... The list goes on. It usually takes me about 5 minutes to re-organize everything to look presentable- to whom, I don't know.
I have left so many notes for the weekenders, hosts and guests Im sick and tired of wasting valued toner and paper. It's now at the point where I just come in here on Mondays expecting the room to look like a tornado has swept through, hoping to God there isn't something early in the morning to record. Also, for some unbeknownst to me reason, the assholes who work the weekends crank up the HEATER in the middle of the fucking SUMMER and it never adequately cools off when I switch the controls back to AC.
I say this cause right now I am sitting in the talk set, fucking shivering because some asshole this weekend decided they were too fucking cold & cranked up the heater. When I walked into the studios, they were so fucking hot I had to kick the AC to run at 68 degrees to cool everything down. BOO-FUCKING-HOO YOU BUNCH OF MOOCHING SHIT-HEADS. Go back to your own Goddamned control room and heat that place up like an oven & stay the fuck out of my room. I oughta take the damned computer AC cable from the computer each time I log off at the end of the day, that will cut down on the problem. They enjoy this studio because of the lush, leather chair and privacy...
Is this why the keyboard is sticky?
No, not my personal weekends, but the weekends where people come in and use my studios and control room and fuck around with the HVAC units in here. As it is, the Clearchannel building is fucked up in its design and flawed in its ducting. Im sure if there was a fire on one end of the building, toxic smoke would prevent us from ever having a ghost of a chance escape out the back doors here on the other end.
Over the weekend, the chairs are out of place, the papers found on the set are scattered, headphones are askew in their drawer, barely contained in their respective boxes, the computer has odd log-in screen names, the computer is out of place... The list goes on. It usually takes me about 5 minutes to re-organize everything to look presentable- to whom, I don't know.
I have left so many notes for the weekenders, hosts and guests Im sick and tired of wasting valued toner and paper. It's now at the point where I just come in here on Mondays expecting the room to look like a tornado has swept through, hoping to God there isn't something early in the morning to record. Also, for some unbeknownst to me reason, the assholes who work the weekends crank up the HEATER in the middle of the fucking SUMMER and it never adequately cools off when I switch the controls back to AC.
I say this cause right now I am sitting in the talk set, fucking shivering because some asshole this weekend decided they were too fucking cold & cranked up the heater. When I walked into the studios, they were so fucking hot I had to kick the AC to run at 68 degrees to cool everything down. BOO-FUCKING-HOO YOU BUNCH OF MOOCHING SHIT-HEADS. Go back to your own Goddamned control room and heat that place up like an oven & stay the fuck out of my room. I oughta take the damned computer AC cable from the computer each time I log off at the end of the day, that will cut down on the problem. They enjoy this studio because of the lush, leather chair and privacy...
Is this why the keyboard is sticky?
Friday, June 11, 2004
Mixed emotions Friday
Since the news of former Pres. Reagan's death almost a week ago, the nation has been in mourning. Well, not to add more sorrow to an allready heavy nation's heart, Ray Charles also died yesterday. What is with all these deaths of notable, important & popular celebrities?
I guess we all have to believe that these people died at this time to force us as Americans, and as a nation to realize what we had, what we have, and what we should be paying more attention to.
On a more positive note, Evelyn & Yolie are home from Corpus Christi. Both are here temporarily, Yolie only here for a few months, Evelyn for a week. Today is going to be a good afternoon filled with food, friends & fun.
Time to find a Ray Charles song on XM channel 73.
Since the news of former Pres. Reagan's death almost a week ago, the nation has been in mourning. Well, not to add more sorrow to an allready heavy nation's heart, Ray Charles also died yesterday. What is with all these deaths of notable, important & popular celebrities?
I guess we all have to believe that these people died at this time to force us as Americans, and as a nation to realize what we had, what we have, and what we should be paying more attention to.
On a more positive note, Evelyn & Yolie are home from Corpus Christi. Both are here temporarily, Yolie only here for a few months, Evelyn for a week. Today is going to be a good afternoon filled with food, friends & fun.
Time to find a Ray Charles song on XM channel 73.
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
TETRIS
Why is it the original game is still the best simple yet challenging game out there? Im only going to supply this link ONCE, and never offer it on my sidebar. Play TETRIS untill the boss tells you something!
Players...
Why is it the original game is still the best simple yet challenging game out there? Im only going to supply this link ONCE, and never offer it on my sidebar. Play TETRIS untill the boss tells you something!
Players...
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