Do you think it was radioactive dye they pumped thru me?
MIKE SMASH TO FIND OUT!!!

Yeah, ok so Im back from being brain-scanned. I think the only thing they didn't do was do an anal probe cause they did almost everything else to me. I kinda felt like I was in the airport, they couldn't find any veins in me to inject the dye so they had to take off my shoe and inject me thru a vein in my foot! Yes, it hurts as much as it sounds.

So, right now I glow an eerie fluorescent pink, and Im clueless untill monday at the earliest as to what is happening in my mellon and my ankle hurts. I called about the blood test and got more of the same thing.

I think Tom Petty sang it best when he said the waiting is the hardest part.

I have this voracious need to scream like the Hulk and throw something, or climb a wall like a radioactive spider-like man...

Put my mind at ease, huh?

Ok, here's the deal, I went to the doctor yesterday and was told that I had high blood pressure which was contributing to the headaches in the morning. Durring a side test I was told that I have a weakness in the left side of my body, and cause of that, I will need an MRI of my brain just so they can rule out things.

My mind at ease, huh?

Turn your head and cough, please

Yeah, its about time I go get one, Im going to see the doctor and get a check-up to make sure Im ok. Im exhausted, so I can already scratch that off the list, but other things like a still sore throat & a possible problem with my thyroid troubles me. Today's check-up will just put my mind at ease.

Voyeurs...

Every time I look at those TV spots...

I wanna go insane. I keep seeing the commercials for the last year Chevy Cavalier. If I had known back in 2000 that I wouldn't be buying another Chevy, I would have never signed up for that stupid GM Mastercard. Its almost maxed out and I only have $80 in GM cash points...

Rip-off...

I'm sorry, did we wake you?


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Yeah, we woke your sorry ass up. Face the music.

USA! USA! USA! USA!