Saturday, December 06, 2003

Alison Krauss & Union Station



I went to go see her in concert last night, and if you haven't heard her voice, you don't know what you're missing. When she played the song When You Say Nothing At All, no one in the Abraham Chavez Theater spoke, coughed or uttered a word untill the last note finished echoing off the acoustic tiles...

I loved it audiophiles...

Thursday, December 04, 2003

BLIMP ATTACK

Maybe Mr. Burns [The Simpsons] had something going there when he required his nuclear power plant to practice Blimp Attack drills...


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It would have been hilarious if it had been a hot air balloon of Godzilla...
This has been bothering me for obvious reasons...

*sigh* This isn't gonna be a tasteful entry in the blog. Have you ever been in a hurry when using the restrooms at work, that when you need the toilet paper to roll out, only 4 fucking sheets of paper roll out and tears off all by itself? Who the fuck uses only 4 sheets of TP? Have you also seemed to notice that the TP always cuts 4 sheets especially if you're in a hurry?

Ugh, it's been bothering me for a while now...

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

this just in...

I was chastized last night for not updating my blog. Yolie will make her graceful appearance this next week, which will be nice to see her again, even though I saw her 3 weeks ago... Kristoph's, here we come!

This week has been alittle hectic at the station, my supervisor is out on vacation, and Im doing his job and mine at the same time. I luckilly have everything under control, but I would like some time to myself. The few things that keep me going are the facts that Im paying off credit card bills faster, and I can get a down payment for a new car going soon.

What do you think, should I go for practicality, or sensless speed?

Voyeurs...

Monday, December 01, 2003

STRANGE FINDINGS FROM THE INTERNET XXIV

Ok, we have alot of stuff to work with this time, so try to keep up.

I bought Super Mario Advance 4 Super Mario Bros. 3 for Gameboy Advance and I started reminicing about the first time I played the game. I hated it in school when this one guy names Jens would tout that he could finish a brand new game in like 2 or 3 days. This guy has him beat.

There's just something haunting about these images. Reminds me of the last set of pictures created by photographing train cars.

Ok, you're just stupid if you ever did this, but I don't think this kid got it thru his thick skull until now...

Geeks. Do they have to announce it to the world?

I might end up putting this on my blog.

I am sooo going to hell for this one...

Did a co-worker get under your skin lately? Did they take that last donut in the box, take more vacation days than they said forcing you to do more work? Fuck them over. It's fun.

Man, now we're getting dirty...

Wow. Im wondering what deranged, sexually deprived, psychopathic individual would buy this? where's my credit card...

Here's some gift ideas for that hard to shop for adorable little hellion in the family.

I have found a simulator online that acurately shows the difference between a male orgasm and a female orgasm.

Gay Heavy Metal at its Hardest. Why? I ask why? WHY?

And now I leave you with this sobering picture.

Voyeurs...